Messy Drawing

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

My floofy jerk, Odin.

spamton eating cashews and driving

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

Wilbur has started beef with Kurtis Conner on Twitter!

what

what the heck-

i redrew zhongli’s name card!

free to use just please credit me!

do NOT repost to other sites without my expressed permission, nor claim it as your own.

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zu

kazooha :]

possible tw : middle finger

xiao @ me rn

i pulled 4 times

i’ll get more tho :,)

so its ok :D