Albedo:

a few images from a recent trip !

please like or reblog if you ever use these <3

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

albedo :]

NO BECAUSE THIS BROKE ME EVEN MORE..SO HERE

tumblr's merch SUCKS so I did them a favour and made some that cater to their userbase

its 5:29 am now

it is 3:36 am

time to try to sleep then give up and get back up ✨

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

may I offer you a Gerald in these trying times?