I Think I'm Funny

1 week with no new yellowjackets episode and this is what the subreddit is talking about LOL

hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.

Idk if this has been done yet-

Buzz buzz or whatever

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

Assuming that an Aroallo person is Ace is the aspec equivalent to saying "So you're gay, right?" to a Bisexual.

LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j

anyways here it is cause i'm not a pussy

Nothing more romantic than getting it on with your girl while watching a movie about Santa falling in love with a high schooler, right after you just had a heartfelt conversation about your dead wife, and your girl admitting to murder