Cuddy And House Are Basically The Medical Malpractice Version Of Tom And Jerry

Get ready for audits

house: lmao nobody will ever love me because I'm fucked up, anyways time to go home to the condo that my deer eyed boy best friend bought me,play the piano he bought me that says something about him, and have our weird homosexual eye contact while some sappy song plays in the background, I'll be alone forever

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

rip House you'd have loved coughing on people in the COVID 19 pandemic

actually the true plot of mouthwashing is about a man who was driven insane by his horsefucking fetish and had to take it out on everyone else instead of getting a tail plug and leather ears

guys lisa cuddy is so hot. i mean genuinely speaking she’s just gorgeous but also she’s so hot cause she’s so witty and naturally funny and just plain intelligent and there’s no flaw in her and i will never understand the cuddy hate and i would die for her and and and —

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much