My Man, My Man, My Man

so fucking real

I have the entire twilight saga and 3 bridgerton books that are untouched but i have read every spencer reid fan fic i can find on here

HIII if you have time could you write a platonic jake sully & reader thing where jake's kind of a parent figure (or maybe is the reader's parent ?) with hurt/comfort if ur able ? tysm <3

@peter-laufeyson

~ Jake sully x Daughter!Reader ~

~ The Eldest Sully saga ~

A/N: I'm on a rollll y'all. Not much to say other than I love to write Dad!Jake, but not as much as I love writing hurt comfort no sir. So anyways have both lol. This time the reader doesn't get in any arguments with anyone, I decided to keep it sweet.

>WARNING: [(hurt/comfort)] [(could be seen as ooc, idk u tell me)] [(a scene straight up copy pasted from Tarzan bc I love that dialogue and always will)]

>SUMMARY: Jake Sully does parenting and comforts his daughter. Could also be read as Jake Sully being the girl Dad that we all know he is.

. As Jake and Neytiri's first kid, you were their first everything: first time not knowing what to do when you cried for no reason, first time trying to feed a baby, first time trying to get a baby to sleep, quite literally first steps in every aspect.

. Jake was very kin on trial and error. He wanted to introduce you to new things constantly and see if you liked them or not.

. Since you were their first, I can't help but imagine the younger Jake in this (for this first bit). You know, the one who threw himself from an Ikran and onto Toruk's back because he had the theory that it would work? So yeah, he is a threat to himself and quite possibly baby you.

. But thank God that Neytiri was there to stop him from doing certain things. Like I 100% imagine him wrapping you up and attaching you to himself so that you rested against his chest. Why? Well so that you can go and fly with him of course!

. Neytiri shut down his idea in .1 seconds. And with good reason. Instead, you all ended up sitting on the forest ground as you giggled and babbled at everything you saw. Your parents laying down next to you as they watched you take in the world around you.

. Which Jake didn't mind one bit. At the end of the day, he realized that everything would come with time. Maybe he couldn't fly you to his favourite places yet, but in the meantime, he could teach you how to stand up, for starters.

. And so, Jake learned to be a responsible father. But not any less playful.

. As you grew, you became his little partner in crime. You followed him wherever he went, you were like a tiny shadow.

. You two partnering up to shower your mom with love <3

. Imagine Jake + a tiny Jake. A force to be reckoned with.

...

You held onto the thick branch, your tiny 10 year old body resting on top of it horizontally as your hands and feet held you up, your stance much like that of a viper wolf. Your eyes narrowed as you watched your pray standing still. You made no sound as you put most of your weight on your legs, ready to jump onto your target.

You lifted your arms, your legs bending to push you foward. You were about to jump when-

"An 'angtsìk giving birth is more silent than you, kiddo"

Your "prey" 's voice made you pause right before jumping, making you lose your balance. And so, you gracefully fell from the branch, onto the grass, on your butt.

"Ugh! No fair!" you pouted, throwing some tiny rock at him.

Your dad chuckled and knelt down in front of you, raising his palms towards you, you punched them playfully as your frown turned upside down.

"What isn't?" he asked nonchalantly, as you kept on hitting his palms lazily. Until you stopped and looked up at him.

"That you always know when I'm about to jump onto you!"

He stood up and so did you, he ruffled your hair playfully.

"Well, I'm your dad kid, I know everything"

...

. Now that you were older, you learned to value every small but special moment you had with your dad since you too were constantly busy.

. Every 15 nights or so, it was father daughter bonding time. Either you went for a walk or flied around. You always looked forward to them.

. Sometimes Jake sat back and realized how much you had grown. When? In what moment did he look away and suddenly you went from not even standing up on your own to fighting battles by his side.

. He usually stopped himself from thinking about it. It made him feel old.

. It also made him very emotional.

. He saw how you went from being a baby yourself, to holding each and every one of your siblings as they were born.

. He was proud of you to say the least. You had a heart full of love to give, you played and took care of your siblings all the time.

. He didn't remember the last time he heard you complain or get genuinely upset over something.

. Which sounded good at first, but maybe there was something that you weren't telling him or anyone for that matter.

...

It was a tough night. Your parents and Neteyam had just saved you from Quaritch but you had lost Spider in the process.

It was late now, you were all tired physically and emotionally, but you couldn't sleep, not when your parents were discussing what to do about this whole mess. You sat outside their tent, carefully listening to them talk. One by one, all of your siblings sat near you to listen aswell.

You were holding Tuk as you listened carefully. You couldn't believe what you heard. Not only were you scared of your family's safety, but apparently you were going to leave the clan?

You held Tuk tighter when you heard that Quaritch could use spider for information that could hurt you and your loved ones. The rest of your siblings had grim looks on their faces.

You felt how heavy your heart felt all of a sudden, filled with anxiety and fear. You softly told Tuk to stand up and you excused yourself, quickly walking away as you felt a cold running all over your body, your hands trembling.

None of your siblings knew what to do. None of them really knew how to comfort you. What to tell you to calm you down without making in worse. That was when suddenly your parents came out of the tent, and they noticed your siblings who were pretty obviously ears-dropping.

Neytiri was about to say something about it until she realized her eldest was missing.

"Where's your sister?" she asked softly, Tuk hugging her as she cried softly onto her mother's leg. Jake came closer and placed a hand on top of her head.

"She was listening with us, but she suddenly stood up and left. She looked pretty shaken up" Neteyam explained.

"You should go with her, Dad" said Kiri, with a look that told him everything.

"It's pretty bad" added Lo'ak.

Jake sent a look at Neytiri, and she nodded, telling him to go after you. He kissed her forehead and went looking for you.

It wasn't hard to find you, he looked for you at one of the nearest floating mountains and there you were. Sitting down, curled into yourself as you trembled every so often.

This was a very hard situation for everyone, but right now you needed your dad. So, he took a deep breath, rolled his shoulders back and sat down next to you.

"Why so blue?"

He had explained that sky-person joke to you when you were very little, and it had turned into a 'thing' between the both of you. The silliness of the joke usually cheered you up, but not this time. Jake got no reaction from you.

He softly caressed your hair and your ears flattened as hot tears continued to fall down your cheeks.

"Do you want to tell me what's on your mind?" He asked softly.

You nodded your head 'no'

He hugged you sideways and you easily moved your head to rest against his chest, making you wail and cry harder. You let all your anguish out as he just held you.

"Shhh, it's alright baby-girl. I'm right here" he hugged you gently as you let it all out. "There... you're alright, don't you worry"

After some time your crying turned into more silent sniffles.

"I'm just..." you sat up and looked at your dad "I'm just so scared, dad"

"I know baby, I... I know. But look." He grabbed your fand and cupped your smaller face with his hand. "We'll be safe as long as we stay together, you hear me?"

You nodded and as you felt more tears coming you hugged him tightly, resting your chin on his shoulder.

"Nothing will ever happen to you as long as I walk this planet" His own voice cracking as he hugged you back. He sat back and looked at you, holding your face once more and wiping the tears from your face.

"I'll always be here to protect you, you hear me?" Feeling secure for the first time in hours, you smiled softly and nodded at him.

"Atta girl"

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Who Tf Did I Date? (R.C.) Oneshot.

in which you come back after a year off youtube and have a crazy story about a guy you dated while you were offline.

WARNINGs : cursing, suggestive (?), let me know if i missed anything please!

PAIRING Rafe Cameron x Fem Reader!Youtuber

NOTE: Inspired by RessaTessa and her “Who tf did I marry?” series, i remembered abt it and omg the lore! please do forgive me for it being short but i might do a part two >_<

MY MASTERLIST!

*cough* celebratory sex w/ oscar *cough*

jake sully and his slutty little waist.

the waist that has your legs wrapped around at night as he ruts into you. the waist that you grab at and caress when he’s hitting the specific spot in you that makes you whine and squirm. the waist that always has scratches going from the sides to the back due to your wandering hands and indescribable pleasure.

jake sully and his slutty little thighs.

the thighs you catch yourself ogling at when he’s squatted down, sharpening his knife. the thighs you rock your hips up and down on when you get needy and he’s feeling too mean to give you what you really want. the thighs that flex constantly, making your eyes trained on them when your supposed to be doing other things.

jake sully and his slutty little chest.

the chest you would lay yours against when riding him. the chest you would subconsciously rest your head on when sleeping. the chest you would be faced with when training, him deciding to tease you some days by putting you face to face with his toned chest that he knows you adore and makes you crumble.

jake sully and his slutty little arms.

the arms that would be planted on either side of your head during missionary. the arms that would squeeze your waist tight during hugs. the arms that would flex every time he raised his bow, which you loved because the definition made you more horny than it should.

jake sully and his slutty little fingers.

the fingers that would be knuckle deep in your pussy at night. the fingers that would wrap tightly around your throat when he needed you to be quieter. the fingers that would tease you day and night in front of the clan by raking up your thighs, going just below where you needed them to be, then back down again.

jake sully the slut.

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Family trip

Couldn't wait for someone else to do it

*cough* celebratory sex w Lando

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Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*