Curator!declan Art Thief!jordan Au Where Declan Procures Pieces For Private Collections Which Are Always

The real tragedy of trc was that Gansey didn't have pinterest. I think he could have been a lot happier.

rereading blue lily lily blue. gansey, your autistic swag has forever bewitched me

HAPPY MANWHORE MONDAY

Do you think that the Taako from TV epithet came from him having a literal modern day tv show on the original plane- rather than his travelling show in faerun- and, if so, did the world watch as this cooking personality was sent on the most signification scientific mission of their generation. What is even the media response to that? Like, they sent Gordon Ramsey and his identical twin sister to space, and then the apocalypse happened. wtf

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

thought about adam parrish yesterday. thinking about adam parrish today. will probably think about adam parrish tomorrow.

adam being a magician makes him the first card in a tarot deck and not to mention his name is the first man ever born oh he’s really that bitch

// adventurers 🌾☀️

And despite it all, you keep going. It’s Melanie King Monday.

the raven cycle is hilarious because blue and gansey are living in a coming of age romcom and adam and ronan are living in a supernatural horror film and then when they all hang out it immediately turns into an 80s treasure hunting brotherhood flick. and then they go their separate ways and adam and ronan immediately start battling the horrors again while blue and gansey eat yogurt