Gonna Start Saying 'the Explanation Did Not Seem To Explain' All The Time Now

Capitalism inherently means different rules for the rich and for the poor. @JoshuaPHill

TOLKIEN PITCHES FOR WARNER BROS

- first age mockumentary ([fingon looks to camera])

- the real housewives of nargothrond

- legolas and gimli monster-of-the-week of their post quest adventures. it runs for 37294792 episodes of no plot just them hanging out and solving problems

-fëanor "how its made" where he dubs over his inventions but he slowly unravels while his relationships with family and friends fall apart and by the last episode of it hes totally lost it and ranting but hes still describing the mechanics of a palantir

-merry and pippin joe rogan podcast

-halls of mandos total drama island for elves. just give them a chance to hash their issues out. mandos is just chris mcclean and he runs the challenges

-hobbit judge judy for petty claims court

-philomena cunk in middle earth

psionics lessons

and some other squid sketches of varying effort under the cut

still figuring out the best way to attach tentacles to their faces zzz some of the top set are bits from the fic /shameless plug

the other weirdo in the red in the bottom set is @bigmfrat's squid thez'taress who is a bit of a rude dude:tm: but we all loves them anyway

inspired by @swordlesbianopinions obv

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

some of my favorite lotr bts pictures