“remember Me,” I Sing. by @scarletvisionss

Blackhands break up fic where Izzy is a selkie who gave Ed his coat and swore to never let him drown. Every time Ed's gone into the water and been unable to fend for himself, Izzy pulled him out.

But the Trauma Crew demanded that Ed give the coat back as part of his rehabilitation reparations. Ed did so, though a part of him remains secure that Izzy is still his in every way that matters. Until Izzy almost dies and sails off with the Revenge crew, leaving Ed on land. Izzy, half dead, heard Ed talking about possibly burying him on land with him and Stede, and that was The Last Fucking Straw. They are Over with a capital O.

But after a couple months, when Ed's bored of the innkeepers gig, he decides he wants to see Izzy again. So, obviously, he jumps into the sea and waits.

And waits. And waits.

From there, it can go one of several ways: either Izzy never comes and Stede pulls a sobbing Ed out of the water who's finally realised that he and Izzy are broken beyond repair and he's lost his oldest friend, OR Izzy shows up and is massively pissed, but hugs a snuffly sad Ed and tells him a gentle but firm goodbye and that next time, he's on his own.

Or Ed literally drowns and his last thoughts are of Izzy coming to save him, but Izzy never does :3c

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

goat fight. non-negotiable.

Can I just say that it makes me feel icky that the twn fandom portrays Geralt and the other witchers as uncultured, uneducated cavemen who never wash themselves. Himbo trope and memes aside, witchers are smart as hell, they are educated - they know alchemy, basic magic, human and monster biology, geography and much more. They need all that knowledge to survive, education is a huge part of their job. Just because they’re not familiar with every culture and customs in the world, (which is understandable, because they never stay in one place for too long)  doesn’t mean they’re stupid. From a young age, they’re taught to keep their emotions in check, go through very traumatic things as part of their training, so yeah, they’re a little awkward around people and they grew up isolated from the world, so their manners might be lacking a little. That still doesn’t mean they’re some kind of uncultured cavemen. They developed their own culture, but are generally open-minded, so they don’t mind learning about other cultures or religions. I’d say they’re more educated than some home-schooled posh bastard, because they’re well-travelled and keep learning new things on The Path. The twn fandom does witchers a huge disservice.

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

I like how Cahir’s chosen murder attire was a slutty off the shoulder sweater. Like “bro will definitely invite me into his chambers if I expose enough clavicle” lmao

chained dog

★ "But I knew him" ★

I’ve been postponing finishing this for a long time but hERE IT IS

sorry for the long post

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