Am I A Moron? Yes, Definitely...

Are you a vampire, or do you have vampirism? This is the question.

We all live and die by desires. The question lies in whose desires, your own, or others?

Choose the desires you live by and will die for. Otherwise, someone else will.

Their are two typs of people in the world,

Those that scream AAaaahh and those that scream Weeeeeeeee.

One that screams Aaa... when they fall to their death, before the splash.

The other scream Weeee... before they splash.

An Immortal snail, interesting prospects...

Monster under the bed....

YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

Interesting

Immortal until proven otherwise.....

HEAVEN IS A SCAM!

Why? You have heard of people escaping Hell but not from Heaven.

Why! Clearly, something rotten is underfoot.

I'm absolutely confident in my stupidity.

Ironically, the same can not be said about the few bright thoughts i have.

So, to know if something is stupid or not, I only need to notice how confident I'm. Sounds simple, isn't it? I'm very confident in that this works.

Control the narrative, control the world.

Remember, while it doesn't seem like it, we do live in a golden age.

It might seem less of one than the last decade, but compared with the rest of post agriculture society, we still live in a golden age. So don't lose hope. It can still go down, but right now, it is still a golden age.