The Icon For Banishment Is So Funny.

Super fucked up that having the feels-like-shit disorder makes you feel like shit

unfortunately i DID take what you said to heart and now i’m sobbing and debating on whether i should kill you or kill myself

This is so cutee

funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

🍄✨

if i’m going to live with Raskolnikov-level ennui, paranoia, and indecision, i could at least have a best friend who’d beat up his relative defending me for a crime i absolutely committed.

i can’t do it anymore. i just want to give up on everything. i have nothing left to give.

understanding academic concepts got me blushing swinging my legs giggling

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.