Ive Been Sending My Apprentice On Dangerous Quest Because I Fucking Hate Him And Want Him To Die, Ive

preserving this video at all costs to teach future generations what twitter was like

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man

understanding academic concepts got me blushing swinging my legs giggling

my toxic trait is believing my daydreams will come true on their own

fami you are so disgusting i love you please never change

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.