Doctor, is there something wrong with my bimbo Terri? She is compulsively licking her tits, right in the cleavage. Well, there are two simple reasons she may be performing this behavior and they are both "attention seeking". The first can be a reaction to being placed in a stressful situation. The second is boredom; not seeing a way to serve you or to entertain herself. I don't think it could be stress, doc. I see to it that she has playdates with her friends every week. Her playgroups haven't added or lost members for a while now. Is she not getting enough girl time? I don't think its stress. The behavior would be more transient and … Terri perks up at that word, looking to me for clarification with a quizzical head tilt. I pat her on the knee for reassurance. The doctor continues. "She is quite attentive, instead of tuning out while we talk." She may be bored, with nothing to do. Does she have instruction on what to do when you aren't with her? Terri displays sad eyes with that comment from her doctor. I again pat her, this time on the thigh, to reassure her. We worked on a schedule when she first came to me. It is probably past time to review and update her tasks. Probably insert triggers and interrupts for her to change tasks. I don't like the idea of hypnotizing Terri to do my bidding, Doctor. Its not hypnotism, more like conditioning. Like Pavlov's Dogs. She does something in response to stimulus. Like your pupils dilating when Terri reveals her ample bosom. I blush. Terri starts to unbutton her blouse. I put my hand on her tits to stop her. She pouts that cute pout she has but stops. But it gets me thinking. Doc, I have an old grandfather clock that can chime every half hour. That would be a perfect triggering mechanism. 30 minutes is a great time limit for tasks. And it a perfect time to take a drink of water before moving on to the next thing. Every task should be in a different environment, multiple tasks can take place in a single environment, but don't chain them together. Terri looks at me excitedly. "Not like that Terri". There's that pout again, but with a hint of an evil smile. The Doctor continues. Variety is the spice in your bimbo's life. Don't put two activities together in the same space for convenience, she needs the stimulation of a varied environment. Great. Thanks doc. Glad it was something we can work on together. And he adds, Don't forget to check on her, in person preferably, but at least by video call. She thrives on your attention.
On the way out Terri asks "Are we going to see your grandfather now?"
When tablets and "smartphones" first came out, I segregated the term 'app' to those devices. The developers I had to deal with did not like that. (At that point, I had 25 years experience in the computer industry.)
not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
How is a sun tanned girl like a Holiday Turkey?
The white parts are the best.
We live only to discover beauty. Christy’s Colleens | Archive
Almost missed that dainty waist chain.
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The difference between science and fucking around is the record keeping.
Out of all the cool stuff that mythbusters ever shot on high speed camera, shooting a soccer ball at 60mph out of a truck traveling 60mph is one of my favorites
Just look at it. It is the most perfect visual representation of Newton’s 2nd law of physics I’ve ever seen. The ball, which was shot out of a CANNON, drops straight down. Two equal and opposite velocities completely canceling each other out, leaving the soccer ball to drop to the earth with a net velocity of 0. Sir issac newton would be proud to tears of this gif.
And yet this “myth” is nothing more than basic physics at work. A 10 year old with an interest in science could have told us this is possible. 60mph in one direction minus 60mph the exact opposite direction is 0. Basic.
But what makes this so frieken cool is the fact that they went through all the trouble to actually demonstrate the invisible laws that govern the way our universe works. To get this shot both the soccer ball and the truck had to be moving at the exact same speed. Real world variables make that extremely difficult to pull off. It took them hundreds of attempts to get it right. They went through all that trouble to “prove” something we have known as fact for hundreds of years. And we get this amazing gif to watch as a result.
Mythbusters is incredible. Science is incredible. And the fact that this experiment in physics can be used in science classes for years and years to come to help children learn about physics is incredible.
Slower. Sloowwer.
She’s sitting on the wrong side