Girl in my Chem class: I taught myself how to play piano, I can teach myself coulombic attraction.
Other girl: Wow, that's really amazing.
First girl again: I'm just kidding, I can't play piano.
Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed
just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
say something funny
jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet
local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
Me every time I see u @leodog896
Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys
I WATCHED LET THERE BE CARNAGE YOOOO
Great movie 1000000% would recommend
they wanted the highway, they're happier there today
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