I Havent Drawn This Little Lady In Forever

oh child, stay close to me 🌕

MY SHAYLA.

Screaming crying throwing up I love him so much I’m gonna squish him.

Facts Below!!!

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⋆ ★ Myron was summoned to the ministry when he was basically a baby ghoul/a kit, and he was kept because there was really no telling where he’d end up if he was sent back.

⋆ ★ At that time, there was really not many ghouls with the time to take in a literal child and take care of it properly, so he was kind of passed around to people who could take care of him that day (including siblings of sin) he was well loved, for sure, he just didn’t have that constant that a child needs. He was also LITTLE then, oddly little for a ghoul, to where he was thought to be a runt. Then he hit puberty and many many years later, he is 6’5”. He will scream at the sight of a bug. No matter how big he is.

⋆ ★ He’s really shy, but he came out of his shell once he was allowed to teach. He’d tutor some siblings in other languages such as Latin, if they wanted to study those texts. He learned it well because he had a lot of time on his hands.

Eventually though, as the older ghouls got forgotten, so did he, and he got lonely. Nobody came to him for help anymore. He now continues his studies on his own, because nobody remembers him anymore. Especially after the older Papas died, he was truly forgotten.

Guys holy shit there's something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I'm losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.

So there are joke scps. If u don't know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can't find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.

But. There's a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it's fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it's not funny, its not even anything it's jus the worst of 'lol random' internet humour. And then there's the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can't handle it'

And all it is. Is evil water bottle.

This is it. The entire article. Evil :(

And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it's disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here's one dude calling it actually problematic

And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly

awkward,,,

Gears for the ask thing?

Heyy I ran out of steam for these super hard but theyve been burning a hole in my askbox for close to 20 days now so I’m doing them now >:) Gears time!!

fav thing: Funniest character in scp hands down I love the tales where he straight up just says shit. Please inform xxDarkShadow42069xx that I had sexual intercourse with his mother last night. Sad gears tales are also often rlly good, throwback to when the friend server was reading yesterday and @ gears’ portion all collectively went founder what did you Do to that boy.

least fav thing: this is a bit like iceberg woobification in the sense that ive seen more people complain about it than it actually happening but the like tumblr personnel fandom specifically affords him very little compassion sometimes I feel. He ends up in a very antagonistic role to many rlly beloved characters (absent father to alison, “bad boyfriend” to iceberg, shot kondraki in the head) so I get why but have you considered: He is actually the foundations poorest most pathetic wet meow meow employee

favorite line: (talking abt a nine-inch dildo clef got him as a gag gift) He also included this apparatus.

BrOTP: Him and kpc have such a like. Quietly sad dynamic my all time favorite take on them comes from this scrapped resurrection (sorry) tale. They are two people who are fucked up beyond belief and inextricably tied up in the foundation to the point its all theyll ever amount to; Crow is dying and Gears took up veterinary medicine so he can do it it gracefully. They are building robots about it

OTP: I go back and forth on whether I like gearsberg or not but I will concede funny gearsberg is pretty good. Boss: do you know why I called you in here etc

nOTP: /

random headcanon: WILL get terrifyingly focused on anything he sets his mind to everyone is so lucky hes wrapped up in foundation work 90% of the time because if he got into anything more benign he would slay fucking penis at it. His houseplants are thriving.

unpopular opinion: /

song: /

fav pic: Not a picture of him strictly but this comment

on this fucking youtube video straight up haunts me. Karen how does it feel to have done more for the scp community than any single wikidot user ever.

Office Hours

Another random attempt at stabilising my hand with markers. Exactly that setup was already drawn before so if ya feel deja vu - that was mine thingy too, yeah.

And yeah, someone shall better ask that mittens kid to stop putting his mugs over work files, doesn't make it any better and he'll have to reprint them the yet-another time. Also the wall tiles make me feel like they're sitting in a psych ward or an interrogation room, but I guess I'll leave that up to your imagination here lol.

Copia right now

i am tired of people making meri some "uwu innocent angel" in that tired ass white dress that is clef's DAUGHTER. make my girl a little chaotic and dress her like adam sandler

The minute I heard this song, I knew I had to draw such a pic. And here it is (but I'm still confused and can't understand whether it's "dare" or "there" in the lyrics I'm so sorry if i messed up 💀)

Anyways

I'm in love with Marks Of The Evil One

UNABLE TO FORESEE

THE WIDDLE QUEEN