They Regret Getting Office Jobs

jacksepticeye is back with 3 scary games videos???? i just nutted me fuckin pants

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

Sean, why are you in my sister's math homework?!

And why are you selling tickets for a school play when you're a fully grown man?!

Btw the answer is 59 👍

@therealjacksepticeye

Neither of us are who you think we are,

I even see you in your car.

On the way to your dear friend's house,

I've be quite as a mouse.

You think you're such a great detective,

But you'll never know my true objective.

I'll be sure this game will last

You and I are going to have a blast...

Sincerely,

The Void

...

G/t story's with kitchen setting be like:

Oh god the giant saw me! Where do I hide?! There are so many options! I'll go with the easily movable toaster! *A few seconds later* Oh fuck I've been found!

It's always the toaster! I'm not complaining I just find it funny.

You spin me right round, baby, right round

Like a record, baby, right round, round, round

You spin me right round, baby, right round

Like a record, baby, right round, round, round

You spin me right round, baby, right round

Like a record, baby, right round, round, round

You spin me right round, baby, right round

Like a record, baby, right round, round, round

My mind keeps spinning right round, baby, right round

Like a record, baby, right round, round, round. It's all I hear!

This is me every night of my life......... Mixed in with tiny vore.....

Me at 3am having random gt thoughts

I'm making a story! I decided to turn it into a AU for now!

So I had this cute idea...

Your relationship with Joey.

You are Y/n (obviously!), and you have been with Joey since the beginning of Joey Drew Studios. You were Joey's personal assistant due to your uplifting spirit. He felt he could trust you. You knew of all Joey's top-secret things, mainly because he used you almost like a test dummy to explain what was on his mind when he needed a clear head. Or just for the sake of planning. He mainly did this when Henry left, and oh, the hours of ranting you heard.

The Machine.

When the Ink Machine was created, you certainly had a lot of questions, but Joey explained them in due time. You were there the day he first tried it. As absurd as it is, it was kinda fascinating in a way. (I'm skipping, and you can't tell me otherwise!)

Babysitting...

When Ink Demon Bendy was first created, he was shoved into a room and put in chains (brought to you by Thomas Connor), and to no surprise, he was very loud and angry. Many workers started questioning Joey about this. He needed a solution right away before more workers got too suspicious.

In Joey's office, you and him sat in deep thought... Well, more like Joey in deep thought, you were just there because you needed to be. He was very stressed at this point. He needed something to go down there and keep it entertained and quiet... Or someone... That's when the idea popped into his head, he could send someone down there, but who? You asked him if he was alright because he was making weird faces, And that's when another thought popped into his head, why not have you go down there! You're a kind-hearted person with great communication skills. Besides, you already knew about it anyway, so there would be no need to explain anything. Next thing you know, you have a "Secret job" called babysitting (Yay)! Tom gives you the keys to the door and gives you a handful of warnings and instructions.

Bendy!

When you first walk in, Bendy is all but nice and growls at you. You lock the door behind you and sit down on the floor. You figure he can't talk at all. He probably could, but like a baby, he'll learn with time. You decide not to speak either, and just let him get used to your presence. During the time you wait for Bendy to warm up to you, you'll start bringing books to work with you so you have something to do because you doubt he wants you to stare at him. Unlike you, he'll stare at you almost the entire time, studying your movements and looks (if I make this into a story, I want him to call you out on something simple in the future like if you're nervous, you'll itch the back of your neck)

He'll start getting curious about you and what you are looking at (He can understand you, but can't speak). You'll start bringing fun, and interesting books with you to read to him.

Bendy needs to eat something, so you bring him some bacon soup, which Joey allows (It's also Joey's excuse to get rid of the extra in Storige). Bendy will later get sick of the soup. (That's why he eats ink flesh! :). One day, you'll bring a bag of marshmallows to work with you because you were hungry on your way over. When you get there, Bendy decides to watch you eat some marshmallows, and he instead eats his bacon soup. You notice him staring at your marshmallows, so you decide to walk over to him and give him some. He sits there for a bit and messes with them, gently squishing them between his fingers, finding the weird but oddly satisfying texture fun. After snapping out of his trance, he finally eats it.

Thus marks the day you always brought a bag of marshmallows to work...

He finds your touch very wired. Since you're human, you're ten times warmer than he is. It's oddly comforting to him. When you're touching him, the ink on him that you're touching feels all tingly. It shows him how different you and him are... His ink can easily stain you and your clothes, but you can easily clean up his stains on your skin by scrubbing it with alcohol. Sadly, your clothes are forever wrecked. :(

You feel the need to teach him how to speak, so one day you decide to teach him how to say words that would help you both during your time together. Sometimes, he'll listen in on conversations elsewhere in the studio, and slowly he'll start to gain a vocabulary on his own. (By the time you see him in Bendy and The Dark Revival, he'll have a great vocabulary and won't need help anymore)

Why did the place shut down?

The reason why the place went down was because of bankruptcy. Your inky friend didn't belong to you and was still Joey's, so you sadly had to depart. Joey will have somehow shoved him into the bendy realm with the not-real Henry.

After the studio went bankrupt, you had many dreams of Bendy and wished to see him again.

You honestly missed the old cartoons, you missed Bendy, and you missed your coworkers. After a few years, you heard Joey died, and the ownership of Bendy was now in the hands of Arch Gate Studios. After hearing they were hiring, you applied for a job in a flash. Not that you were hoping Bendy would be there, but because you were happy working there in the past (You're depressed). You became friends with Audrey and reunited with Allison and Tom.

How you get to Bendy and the Dark Revival.

You went to work early in the morning and decided to go down the elevator in the morning after Audry disappeared and look at the museum of your old friend, Joey. You soon find the Ink Machine and find ink puddles on the ground. A million thoughts were building up in your head as you were backing up to get the janitor. You then accidentally bumped into a switch, and the doors slammed shut behind you. The room fills with ink again, and you slowly get dragged into it. And now you're in Bendy and the Dark Revival!

My end thoughts.

I'll try to write this at my speed, so please don't rush me! I'm planning on having this story be two books split between the games after Bankruptcy and the beginning of Arch Gate Studios. Hope you guy like it! So long and farewell my Randoms!

Happy birthday @therealjacksepticeye!

I don't have amazing art for you but I hope you have a wonderful and special day! I appreciate how happy you make me feel when I am down and how you can always make me smile! Thank you for inspiring me to do amazing things and being a good person. Keep doing what you're doing, love you dude! 💚🎉

He's fine with me but he needs to stop making me tence at the thought of him coming to get me when playing the game. I haven't gotten past chapter 3 because I'm so freaking terrified of dying and loosing my chance to get the Tommy gun!

🫵 STOP SCARING THE SHIT OUTTA ME WHENEVER I PLAY BATIM YOUR MOTHERFUCKA 👹👹👹👹👹

(I still love you inky-)