I've Been Laughing At This For 20 Minutes Please Send Help! 🤣

Literally me

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

Okay. Random thought!

Michael: *Sits down on Abby's bed*

Abby: Your sitting on my friend.

Michael: ...

Abby: ...

Abby's "Friend": ...

Michael: ... Well I hope he has a face siting kink, because I'm not getting up until you eat dinner with me!

I'm sorry guys I couldn't help it! I'm watching the FNAF movie with me sister. For like the 5th time. I'm surprised I haven't watched it more than that based on how much I've watched Hazbin hotel!

A sketchmas doodle for @/darthpettyy !! Featuring Sean and Sonny :D Thank you for donating!!! this was a yoke I swear please-

Guess who just beat batdr for the second time because I got a new laptop that saved all my stuff from the last one but didn't save a single ounce of progress I had in my games including security breach!

I'm completely sane and don't need help! Bendy's unspeakable hot voice helped me through the pain!

This time I made sure to make a save for baby Bendy so now I can visit my son whenever I like. And I also got the Zelda ester egg because I could. (I'm literally clueless about it. I'm braindead when the topic comes up)

Found this on an old post by a seemingly-deleted account and it is my very honest reaction:

I hope Sean is ready to look at the jacksepticeye tag because it seems that the community is going through a bit of an Anti phase... Or maybe that's just because I follow the Anti tag and I keep looking at the stuff like it's my daily news. 🫤