Friend: Are you reading that 'fan fiction' stuff again?
Me: that is literally the stupidest question I have ever been asked. I feel attacked. How dare you. Why do you hate me so?
Friend: *chokes* wait, so you aren't?
Me: *laughs hysterically* of course I am
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Requested by anon.
I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.
#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links.
This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:
Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.
This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.
My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.
Please be careful!
So, Harry was back in your universe. But…Harry wasn’t from this timeline. Things had changed, thanks to Barry, and you worried about how this change affected your relationship with one Harrison Wells. Was there even a relationship with him in his timeline. Was he even your Harry?
Earth-2 Harrison Wells x Reader
Warnings: None
A/N: HOLY SHIT I’M ALIVE. Here, have a bit of post-flashpoint fluff~
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You stood in the speed lab with Harry as Jesse and Barry trained. You were well aware how quiet the room was apart from the speed force cracking in the background. Ever since Barry explained the situation with the different timelines and Harry returned, not affected by Flashpoint, you have begun to question everything.
The timeline you remembered, the timeline you knew, was a rocky beginning with Harry turning into a loving and secretly passionate romance. Though…was that still the case? This Harry didn’t remember working with you in the Speed Lab before. Hell, it was practically his first time in the speed lab, so it wasn’t the same Harry, was it? It wasn’t your Harry that you snuck a quick kiss in the hall with, was he?
Was he still your Harry?
Keep reading
Uh idk who is cuter
Me: *reading yoai fanfic*
Person: What in hell are you reading?
Me: *doesn't look up* yaoi.
Person: isn't that like, gay stuff?
Me: *still not looking up* Yuup.
Person: Why are you obsessed with that kind of shit?
Me: *looks up* Well why don't you tell me why you're obsessed with the crappy singer Justin Beiber? You don't hate on my shit and I don't hate on yours. *goes back to reading*
Person: .... It's still weird.
Me: *looks up* You asked for it. *hits with frying pan* :3
Person: *unconscious*
Greenberg (You): “Why does he hate me?!”