₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊Ruikasa Headcanons! :3

i need akutagawa pulling the "who the hell are you" on dazai it would be so satisfying

i have nothing better to do with my life so bsd character tierlist (shitty ahh quality)

because i was obviously not utterly destroyed by his "death"

this is canon btw asagiri told me

"It's not often I get to see you sweat" implies that Chuuya normally would do the grunt work, even if he could refuse to spite Dazai. But he's not this time, meaning Dazai insisted on pulling out Fyodor's body himself, probably in case Fyodor's ability was still active (which they thought was touch-based at the time) and affected Chuuya. So really Dazai's working all this sweat on his own because he's being protective.

Incorrect quotes Lumity edition!!

Luz: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Amity, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Luz: BLOCKED.

Amity: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Luz: *chugs entire bottle*

Luz: It’s perfume.

Luz: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Amity, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Amity: Is something burning?

Luz: Just my love for you.

Amity: Luz, the toaster is on fire.

Amity: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Luz: Thank you

Amity: I didn't say that was a good thing

Luz: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Amity: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Luz: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Luz: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Amity: Killed without hesitation.

Luz: No.

Luz: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Amity: Really? Name one law

Luz: Don't kill people?

Amity: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

"babygirl, babygirl, babygirl" i chant in the mirrow, and behind me, there he appears: S I G M A himself

everytime i see someone compare chuuya and dazai's relationship to odasaku and dazai's relationship i wanna commit hate crimes

shin soukokus ship name is ugly it should be orphasthma or smth

when the fanfic is so out of character im praying for fyoya endgame

ok so

4 reasons why my ftm chuuya headcanon isnt completely stupid (it probably is but i like projecting okay. this is just a silly post)

- he's 160 cm (5'3) tall. which is very close to the average height for women in japan, 159.5 cm or 5 feet 2.8 inches tall. i have no idea if this is accurate i just googled it

- in stormbringer albatross goes "youre always in a bad mood at this time of the month !!11!1!" or smth like that and that kinda sounds like a period.

- he looks so trans in fifteen like omg maybe im losing my shit but he's giving trans male please tell me im not the only one who sees it

- idk i like to project on characters i like and chuuya is a proof of it

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