Holy Shit! Good Art!

AAAAWHHH! I LOVE MY BIRD MAN!

Creature

I love Tom Kenny's Penguin. A slob and a glutton who's trying to pretend he's a rich aristocrat. But all he has is a dilapidated mansion. His parents or grandparents were forced to leave england in exile, so The Penguin just wants to steal back his family's riches. He's not really Batman's enemy; his personal vendetta lies with Alfred Pennyworth (the Pennyworths used to be the Cobblepot family Butlers in England) and also with Bruce Wayne (who has the butler and all the money his family lost years ago). Batman is more or less a minor problem for him, I would say. If Joker is Batman's villian, Penguin is the enemy of Bruce Wayne.

Also, Penguin having a weird oriental thing is kind of funny. He must've blown the last of his money on a tour of asia. Because he has two mute kabuki girls as his constant companions. We never see their faces, but they're master attackers. Also, Penguin uses trained birds to commit robberies. And our first clue he's the crook? His first bird was an owl from china. He's such a fun character. Tom Kenny makes him funny but also menacing, which I love. Tom Kenny was a voice actor I saw everywhere as a kid. The Penguin, Plastic Man, Ice King, etc. He gets all the comic relief characters (with a dash of seriousness), but that's because he does comedy so well. And he blends his serious work in with the silly stuff super well.

And I just imagine that when there's the questioning scene (with Bruce,Lyle, Harley, Jonathan and them) Wesker and Antonio both look absolutely TERRIBLE because of how much apart they were and when Lyle started to threaten them all and fight they just cling so much to each other that they can't be pulled apart and just hold onto eachother for a few hours or even days, being so terrified that they are going to be taken apart again

Human AU Lockup episode would be so fucked tho

My reasoning for them being in Arkham is their obsessive codependency and Scarface's general psychopathic behavior (using that term literally here) so Lyle would still be tormenting them but instead of dangling the puppet over a can of termites, he'd have to get cruel in other ways

Like yeah on the surface it's reasonable to keep them separate, but then Lyle puts them in isolation on separate sides of the asylum. If one does something Lyle doesn't like, he says he's gonna hurt the OTHER as punishment and they wouldn't even know if he's telling the truth of not because they're not allowed to see each other.

"Shut the hell UP, Wesker, I'm sick of your sobbing! ...Actually, I know what'll cheer you up! Your old boss tried to break out and get you last night... so we shot him! Hm? You're cryin' MORE? You should be happy he's dead! He's been nothing but awful to you~! Now you can go back to your normal life! Tsk. Alright, relax, I was only joking! He's alive! ...We just paralyzed him~! "

"Oh, you wanna threaten ME, Woodrow? Ya'know, Croc nearly ripped your little friend in half at lunch yesterday... revenge for something you did to the guy, I'm sure. Shame...nobody was around to protect him. Now poor Arnie's in intensive care eating soup with a straw~ My men are busy keeping guard but...it's be a shame if Croc somehow got past them and finished the job. Bullshit? You SURE you wanna risk it? I guess it doesn't matter...psychopaths like you don't care about anyone, right?"

Oh, that's great to know! Sooo... Would you be willing to write some headcanons on the 2004 animated version of the Penguin? He is my favorite and there is so little content of him- Also, sorry for the bunch of Asks, I just wanted to know which versions you are comfortable writing for 😭 Thank you so much for taking the time to answer and have a lovely day! ♥️

- Pengy Anon

yes. YES.

*rabid screaming about 2004 penguin*

Pengy ur now my favorite anon. (also thank yoi for asking!! It seriously means alot, and never apologize for sending a bunch of asks, I love writing, especially for anons w/ similar tastes <3)

Warnings: fluff, soft crap, self image issues, self worth issues, etc

Reader: gender neutral, implied villain

General headcannons

His height is due to his birth defect, giving him the three fingers and elongated nose. Despite that, his parents loved him dearly, the public, not so much.

This Ozzie doesn't know how to cook... like at all. He'd find a way to burn water and then act surprised when his noddles are charcoal black.

He knows Japanese, and is able to speak it fluently with the twins. Ironically though, he'll sometimes slip up and speak Japanese to English speakers, never on purpose (unless he's trying to mess with them)

His love for birds is due to his mother owning birds when he was a child, they tended to be the only animal that didn't dislike him, so they hold a special place in his heart.

He's actually not that ill-mannered, he just acts that way to separate the penguin persona from Oswald himself.

He eats a lot, but mostly due to the heavy diet his parents put him on as a child. Being rich meant he had to be presentable, and no mask, gloves, or teeth filing could hide a belly.

This also means he has self-image hiccups at times. He's gotten better, extremely better. But there's moment where a well worded insult will make him look extra hard at his body.

Dating headcannons

He's soft, figuratively and literally. The idea that someone loves him makes him mushy and sweet. He's all smiles around you. Yet he also makes the best pillow. Plush belly, and a literally heater

Unlike most of his counterparts though, he tends not to be self conscious in the relationship. He trusts you, completely and whole heartedly. Please don't take that trust for granted though, the Kabuki twins are protective, extremely protective.

He desperately wants to get married to you. Ozzie wants to carry on the family name, which means getting a loving spouse and an having kids. The children can be adopted, of course, and if you don't want kids, the birds are plenty children like!

Speaking of birds, you're officially parent #2! They take to you like leaves on a tree, which especially means begging. You can't go a day without a bird worming their way into your face and squaking noisily until you give them scritches, a treat, or bring them out on a 'walk'.

Ozzie gets jealous sometimes, though, it took him weeks to months worth of training, treats, and endless attention, but they adored you the second you moved into the old manor.

You're never allowed to assit him on crimes though, he's a bit old-fashioned, and was raised to believe that the one from money takes care of their spouse. Criminal before or not, he's the moneymaker of the house now!

Hi hello there! Sooo…

I'm a new artist on this app and so I decided to post my oc here! I didn't really thought about her lore other wise than she is an immortal girl that was cursed to be a kitsune I guess? Her name is haruka which can be hard to read because of my penmenship soooo…

I hope you like her! I appreciate criticism and opinions and thoughts on her!

(she's also Oswalds girlfriend, he's the only one who gets her to laugh and endure people!)

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