Hourly Comic I Posted On Twitter

If I could lose weight as quick as I lose motivation, then I would be one of the skinniest people on Earth.

MICROSOFT WINS

IT’S DEVIL MAY FUCKING CRY 5 BABY

IT’S REAL, AND IT’S HAPPENING

Commercials for women: fix your eyebrows, fix your lips, be thin, don’t wrinkle, God forbid you show any hair not on your head, do the laundry, cook, be a mom, clean the house, your hair must be flawless, no grays

Women: ok

Gillette for men: hey maybe don’t always be a dick

Men: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

i’m fine i’m fine i’m fine

i’m NOT fine

What I learned from Fullmetal Alchemist

Good people do bad things:

Good and evil are subjective:

Sometimes those you trust the most will hurt you the worst:

Bad things happen to good people:

Even those you love can die:

 Life isn’t fair:

You can’t get something for nothing:

Don’t judge people by their outward appearance:

Don’t give up. Even when things are hard:

Don’t forget the people who helped you get where you are:

Hatred will destroy you:

People can change:

There are two sides to every story:

Even your enemies have feelings:

When the world is crashing down around you, it is okay to laugh:

… or cry:

Family comes in all shapes and sizes:

Big things come in small packages:

The truth is sometimes more frightening than you hoped:

Beauty can hide great strength:

Crying is not a weakness:

Expect the unexpected:

Sometimes you have to make a sacrifice in order to move forward:

Learn from your past. Don’t forget your mistakes: