Me: I read this amazing story!
Friend: Is this another fanfiction?
Me: …………yes
Commercials for women: fix your eyebrows, fix your lips, be thin, don’t wrinkle, God forbid you show any hair not on your head, do the laundry, cook, be a mom, clean the house, your hair must be flawless, no grays
Women: ok
Gillette for men: hey maybe don’t always be a dick
Men: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I’M DONE YALL