Major Arcana And The Gods And Goddesses🌙

killua: have you ever been on a date before...?

gon: yeah lots of times with older women!

killua:...you’re a victim.

leorio: here we go, csi.

Hello, may I have leorio hcs plz?

A/n: I’m guessing with an s/o so I’ll do that

With an s/o:

Leorio likes to spoil you, well if he has enough money

He is someone who would do anything for you, like tie your shoelaces and whatever else your wishes may command

He would like for you to meet his friends, but he doesn’t mind if you don’t want to cause he understands that some people are scared to meet someone new

Leorio is somewhat clingy, I mean he lost his friend when he was younger so he’s scared to lose you too

You, Leorio, and Kurapika are probably the parents of the group if you get along with everyone

He would let you wear his glasses and clothes so you can pretend to be him

If your short expect some teasing from him cause he’s literally 6’4

If you taller than him expect him to try and drink more milk cause he probably see’s this as a competition and wants to be taller than you

He probably likes to be big spoon cause he wants to feel as though he can protect you but there will be times where he wants to be little spoon

Since he’s learning to become a doctor he likes to teach you whatever he’s learning as to not feel as though he is learning by himself

If you are an insomniac or are sleep deprived he will make you take melatonin cause he wants you to be healthy

I feel like he has flashbacks/nightmares from when his friend died so you’ll have to comfort him

He likes those claw machines so make sure he doesn’t go broke from them

Make sure Leorio doesn’t go to sleep to late because if his studies

He likes homemade food, so if you made him something homemade he would be so in love right then and there

Now he isn’t the most organized person but isn’t the most unorganized person either so you’ll have to deal with stuff being on the floor once in a while

Mornings with him are pretty calm unless he feels really energized which is pretty often if not sometimes but other than that he just wants to lay in bed and soak in the sun while relaxing with you in his arms

He feels at his most best when he is with you

kurapika is not the matronly cook and mother figure of the main 4 just cause he looks feminine . kurapikt burns water and eats kraft mac and cheese out of the pan every night. leorio is the malewife you're looking for.. open ur eyes

By the way, I'm sorry for being so inactive rn!

I'm uploading most of my (definitely not safe for work) art on twitter under my handle @euterpesschlong and I'm spending most of my time on our Discord server!

Feel free to join us, I'm always happy to see some new faces :)

https://discord.gg/wStb3RP6MW

💚Commission from @sapphireskeletons for a cover for the fic Phantom Truth!!💚

# ‘99 kurapika supremacy

🌺 Introduction 🌺

Welcome to my old/new/revived account! My name is Mary, I'm an history and English major and I definitely need to improve my writing skills.

I've recently started watching HxH and gdi, I'm OBSESSED with it. So yeah, the only logical conclusion was to revive my old tumblr account and write some Headcanons, Drabbles and short Scenarios to my fave characters. Makes sense, right?

Anyway, enjoy your stay and I hope we'll get along well 💕

I will make a rules post soon, stay tuned!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkV5709EG5M

Hisoka: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Gon and Killua, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Hisoka:

Hisoka: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is

So you’re gonne tell me that the leorio smut hashtag is empty?