Euterp3 - Arsonist's Lullaby✨

Random collection of incorrect HxH Quotes part 2

I'm still in the hospital and I can't sleep, so take more of these~

Biscuit: While I’m gone, Gon , you’re in charge.

Gon: Yes!!!

Biscuit, whispering: Killua, you’re secretly in charge.

Killua: Obviously.

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Killua: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Killua and Gon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Leorio : Our turn, Kurapika! One, two, three- vanilla!

Kurapika, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Gon: I told Killua his ears flush when he lies.

Biscuit: Why?

Gon: Look.

Gon: Hey Killua ! Do you love me?

Killua , covering his ears: No.

Biscuit:

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Kurapika: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Leorio: I beg to differ

Kurapika: Then Beg

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Kurapika: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Leorio: You're like 15 years old

Kurapika: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

(and that's on emperor time)

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Machi: It’s dark in here

Hisoka: Don’t worry dear, I got this~♠️

Hisoka: *Stomps their feet*

Hisoka: *Skechers light up*

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Killua: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Gon: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Leorio?

Leorio: Probably “road work ahead”.

Kurapika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Killua: What does 'take out' mean?

Gon: Food.

Kurapika : Dating

Hisoka: Murder~♦️

Leorio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Hisoka: You kill people for money?~♠️

Illumi: I can explain.

Hisoka: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump.~❤️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkV5709EG5M

Leorio: You need a hobby.

Kurapika: I have a hobby!

Leorio: Revenge isn’t a hobby.

╰┈➤ ❝ 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕩 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 ❞

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣

❥ Main Four realizing they’re in love with their best friend

❥ Kurapika falling for Paradinight! Reader

❥ Killua x Lucilfer! Reader

❥ Killua x dense! Reader

❥ Main Four with an S/O that sings really well

❥ Main Four with a blind S/O

❥ How Main Four confesses to the reader

❥ Main Four with a POC S/O

❥ Getting rejected by their crush

❥ Gon comforting S/O after the death of a loved one

❥ Killua with a Hispanic S/O

❥ Main Four with an S/O who finally snaps

❥ Gon with a twin sister + Ging and Alluka

❥ Main Four in a haunted house

❥ Killua with a Drunk S/O

❥ Killua and Kurapika with an easily angered S/O

❥ Main Four with an artist S/O

❥ Leorio with a black S/O

❥ Killua meets S/O’s big family

❥ Leorio with a dysphoric (ftm) S/O

❥ Killua with an S/O on her period

❥ Kurapika chillin with his S/O after he gets revenge

❥ Killua and cuddling

❥ Main four with a kind s/o that beats tf outta someone

❥ Killua with an e-they s/o

𝕒𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕥 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕠

❥ Adult Trio on an ice cream date

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕤 / 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕤

𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕦𝕒 𝕫𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕪𝕔𝕜

Icing and Kisses

No Take Backs!

100 follower special: #12 and #63

100 follower special: #12

100 follower special: #16 and #37

100 follower special: #7, #20 and #32

Pastel Yellow

Mistletoe Mischief

Christmas special: #5

Christmas special: #6

Christmas special: #25

Christmas special: TOO MANY TO COUNT

𝕜𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕠 𝕫𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕪𝕔𝕜

Wanted

𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕜𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕠𝕨

100 follower special: #70

Christmas special: #8

𝕜𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕒 𝕜𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕒

100 follower special: #75

100 follower special: #4 and #56

Disney Cuddles

Christmas special: #2

ruby redemption.

prequel

𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠 𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕝𝕗𝕖𝕣

Christmas special: New Years bonus, #1

𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕦𝕞𝕚 𝕫𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕪𝕔𝕜

comfort

Yeah, I got issues And one of them is how bad I need you

Painted to Fumes and Lost at Sea  ♫

suited🤵‍♂️🤵‍♂️

he’s worse than ever

Oooooh my god ohmygod 👀