NOT SARCOPHAGUSSY 😭😭😭

Sentinel Prime Standing Weird: The Full Collection

he is so strange. why does he do this. what is his problem. im going to beat him with sticks.

Still don't know if it's accurate enough but I got the impression-

After rewatching the Darren Shan (Vampire's Assistant, 2009) movie, because what a fever dream it was, I can only say that – from an outsider's perspective, that is, I'm absolutely unfamiliar with the lore and the books – the ritual of Vampaneze blooding looks awfully like the Sabbat Vaulderie 🫢

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING FOR YEARSSSS

Transformers: Animated fans after watching Transformers One:

I'm sorry, it's just the vibe they give off to me (yes, even giving in consideration Apollo's invaluable contribution to the agriculture and even if we keep in mind that Hermes's lovers' mortality rate (and overall number) is much lover)

I don't know if somebody already talked about it, but I also don't remember finding this type of theory surrounding the inspiration origins of Crème Republic (because ofc the wiki had to make everything about the States again-)

We more or less know the inspiration for all the Ancient's kingdoms – some with distinctive cultures, some (like Faerie Kingdom) are mostly folklore. But the consensus of Crème Republic is that it's mostly something Greek or Roman that's being occupied by French for some reason.

Well, I think there is a reason for them being specifically French in a Greek-based place, because that's exactly what it is. Let me introduce you to the Latin Empire.

So, long story short: that'd explain their mostly French names and the understandable dissatisfaction of the native Cookies' of the Sea of them taking up the majority of the Council seats. Their cartoonish goodness and glory doesn't exactly match with the history (especially with the fact that in crk Vanillians are war refugees instead of, y'know, crusaders. and thank god) – but eh well, Constantinople (now Istanbul) was an ancient city with a rich history and culture even back then, and even more so now. Devsis kinda had to get rid of the monarchy in favour of more Roman-style government, but that's for the better ig?

It's still my favourite Kingdom in crk because I just love the whole warm vibes of it and it has all my favourite cookies in there, but it's interesting how people may have overlooked this obvious reference to the concept of Francocracy lol

Idk about the stained glass from the treasure gacha, but this thing from the guild museum – isn't this Shadow Milk's portrait?

I don't know about the shapes and all, but he seems to have that braid from the portrait in the silhouette of his past self. Also it says that it's the first headmaster of the Blueberry Yogurt Academy, and since it has so many much of his imagery (the eyes and all), this also might mean that Shadow Milk was the founder of the Academy.

Knowing what a wonderful sire Hazel is, my girl Arianna from MCR girlie will turn into Ethel Cain eventually

Do not interrupt my vibes, young Cainite.

I've been on the Internet for too long and while scrolling through the Nosferatu tag on Tumblr, I suddenly came up with a name for a Kindred dating app in the Shreknet network:

Kindrer. As in, like, Tinder + Kindred, like-