I'm So Sorry Y'all I'm Not Even A Part Of The Fandom Idk If It's Even Accurate 😭

But babe you love being gaslit

Sometimes I'm very glad that I deleted Twitter, because TO THIS DAY I've seen people from there hating on Dark Cacao or/and his ships with whomever except PV, branding him as toxic and 😩problematic😩 father.

Now I understand what people mean by saying that media literacy is dead, because they'll be crying to have morally gray characters in CRK but then couldn't handle even obviously good ones like Dark Cacao, who actually IS A GOOD GUY, and his relationships with Choco don't negate this.

And GOD FORBID you show even a mild interest in pairing him with one of the Ancients (except PV) or, gasp, 😱Affogato😱, even though I can bet it was everyone's first thought when he got released and we didn't know anything about the character yet. People be crying for "toxic doomed old man yaoi", but only when it has the room to make it actually not toxic and doomed, because GOD FORBID a problematic scheming bastard does something problematic and betrays everyone's trust, color me shocked. And when they actually have an opportunity to look into one-sided exploitative end-justifying-means relationship they'll eat you alive. I'm not even the biggest fan of this ship, but I had interest in it in 2022 and witnessing the amount of hate on it, I abandoned it on the spot, even though I love character analysis and royal plotting genre (and let's be real, it got so bad not even so much because of the couple of weirdos drawing disturbing stuff about them on Twitter, but because it interfered with fandoms PureCacao fanon. No hate to this ship though, but it is what it is).

It's always "World of darkness isn't supposed to be happy" this and "vampires are monsters" that. Wrong. Why be vampire if not to find eternal love??? Hmm??? HMMMM??! Check mate WOD.

I just so love it when people try to call trans people «transformers🤪» as an insult as if the transformers fandom wasn't one of the most diverse and inclusive and had the entire lore built on LGBTQ rep (I can't even think of any continuity that didn't have it implied that gender- and sexuality diversity is canon, like they're alien robots why would they even identify with our «traditional» definitions in the first place, that doesn't even make sense-)

Fool

JIMMY DARMODY

 1. Sophocles, Philoctetes || 2. Masao Yamamoto || 3. Boardwalk Empire “Pilot” 1x1 || 4. James Tate || 5. Boardwalk Empire “Pilot” 1x1 || 6. Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journal || 7. Boardwalk Empire “21″ 2x1|| 8. Trench knives, unknown source || 9. Olivia Gatwood, Life of the Party || 10. Boardwalk Empire “Family Limitation” 1x6 || 11. Michael Frazier, Irrational Fear of Home || 12. Boardwalk Empire “Two Boats and a Lifeguard” 2x8 || 13. Miguel Hernández, My Heart Can’t Go On Any Longer || 14. Boardwalk Empire “Two Boats and a Lifeguard” 2x8 || 15. Vincent Van Gogh || 16. Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” 2x10 || 17. Hera Lindsey Bird, Mirror Traps || 18. Boardwalk Empire “The Age of Reason” 2x6 || 19. Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous || 20. Boardwalk Empire “Paris Green” 1x11|| 21. Sophocles, Oedipus Rex || 22. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 23. Rosario Castellanos, Memorandum on Tlatelolco || 24. “Scarborough Sea Breeze“ by David Larkins || 25. Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” 2x10 || 26. Leila Chatti, Deluge; Questions Directed Toward the Idea of Mary || 27. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 28. Sophocles, Oedipus Rex || 29. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 30. Marie Howe, Magdalene - The Addict || 31. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12 || 32. “Battlefield” by Kathe Kollwitz, 1907 || 33. Henry Williamson, Love and the Loveless || 34. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12 || 35. Arms and the Boy, Wilfred Owen || 36. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12

all gifs by @fancykraken​

Doomed Love.

CW: Minor blood and eye injury.

The faerie monarch sobbed softly, holding his lover close as he was tethering between life and death, as the corruption slowly overtook his cooling person once more.

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry...! I'll- I'll fix this somehow! I'll save you! I'll save your friends I-"

He was cut off by a pained chuckle from the jester.

"Silly.. Monarch... You... You know...this would happen..."

Ahahahahah yes that's right The Beasts are a thing in this AU too. (Just in case yall missed out those crumbs of details in my refs post of DE and Matcha)

Keep in mind that there will be NOTHING like canon. But rest assured, I won't remove the fun stuff. Like Shadow Milk's theater show that looked like a divorce between him and Faerie, and Mystic Flour psychologically torturing Cacao.

Trust me :}

Also this drawing is like,,, months old

I'm sorry, it's just the vibe they give off to me (yes, even giving in consideration Apollo's invaluable contribution to the agriculture and even if we keep in mind that Hermes's lovers' mortality rate (and overall number) is much lover)

Look I'm sorry I don't know how did I come up with this idea but- now I want VTMB update in Kingdom

kids these days have it so easy. not only do all actors ship the gay ships they’re part of, some of them ship them even harder than the fans do. back in my day we got hatecrimed by jensen ackles at fan conventions.