A Fluffy Modern Au Domestic Jegulus Raising Harry Fic That's All Sweet And Nice But The Last Chapter

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

“you’re a writer, can you explain your process?” yes. first, i panic. then i procrastinate. then, in a fit of productivity at 3 a.m., i create chaos.

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what do non mauraders fans do??? like my life revolves around them, every waking moment is consumed by just the thought of them. do they just do nothing???

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

I forget more often than I would care to admit that not everyone headcanons Regulus as trans. I was reading a fic and was like "Aww Regulus got bottom surgery."

Girl-

Phone : you’re internet connection is unstable

Regulus : you should see my life

You, every night.

One thing I love about the marauders fandom is discussing headcanons and stuff.

Because like… you can’t tell me I’m wrong. You’re just as wrong as I am. All this shit is made up.

And canon is a scary place to go and we would all rather be wrong than agree with r0wl1ng

It might take me a bit, but I'm going to try and write it.

i need james yelling yippee the first time regulus takes his pants off