My Philosophy Teacher Recently Wore A Slytherin Jumper Crumpled Up At His Arms To The Point Where You

“it’s okay, you’ll find your soulmate one day—”

ONE DAY?

How long? At what point will I become a part of ‘in every universe?’

I just want to invent new magic for someone. I want to fill the dining hall with water in the middle of the night so I can take a special person for a swim. I want to steal priceless art for my lover, and tip myself backward in a crimson river to keep myself from losing someone I can’t exist without.

I want to know someone’s favorite chocolate and what gives them that certain light in their eyes. I want to be a pirate with my captain, I want a secret crime mob romance, my rival race car driver, a vampire to my vampire hunter, my morally grey, my enemies to lovers, my fluffy happy ever after

I want to do it all

How long until I find that?

he is literally me (reblogg bc i dont wanna screenshot every one to keep to memory)

posts that remind me of james potter (some are jegulus)

Rosekiller are the kind of people to be besties with theire local takeout

(the tai takeout guy gave me 6 instead of 8 springrolls)

(i hate myself for using the word bestie)

real

“I don’t have rizz, I have big, green eyes, and many, many unsettling things to say”

Except it’s just Evan Rosier

"noo not the consequences of my actions"

exept its being wet after jumping into a river fully clothed (me yesterday after having to take the bus drenched)

foreshadowing irl is that my deadname's meaning is litterally 'the man, the husband, the (female) man'

fuck being casual lets replicate bones and all.

Rosekiller with the matching ciggarets after sex necklaces. Evan would be the half with 'my heart for you' and Barty the 'I would glady break' that's it that's the post.

Cigarettes After Sex Store

Broken Heart Necklace

Stainless Steel Heart Necklace features I Would Gladly Break My Heart For You engraved on the front and Cigarettes After Sex logo engraved o

If We Were Villains and The Secret History are siblings. One is the pretentious, intellectual older sibling and the other is the earnest, romantic younger sibling. One makes tongue-in-cheek jokes at the expense of the other and one rolls their eyes at the drama of it all, but they share the same nose and have the same taste in red wine because they're in the same FAMILY.

UNDERSTOOD??????

*holding onto ur heart thru ur ribcage* so what are we