Peak Jalph Story

peak jalph story

Peak Jalph Story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø

Jack: y-y-yes >/////<Ā 

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEEšŸ˜‚

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich šŸ˜‚šŸ–ļø BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad*Ā 

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait!Ā 

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES*Ā 

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨ 

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333Ā 

Ralph: *le face palm*Ā 

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/Ā 

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3

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This is a reminder to:

Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.

Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar

Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other

Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)

Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this

Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.

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Odysseus: No, š™®š™¤š™Ŗ'š™§š™š cuter

Telemachus: There are literally over 100 people dead in our house, guys.


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6 months ago

solangelo have opposite styles AND opposite tastes in food. nico has the BIGGEST sweet tooth while will is more of a bitter/savory guy. them getting coffee and nico (dressed like he’s going to a funeral) gets the sweetest most tooth-rotting sugary abomination while will (dressed head to toe in patterns and fun colors) just gets black coffee

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If it makes any of you feel better, Donald Trump will have an uphill battle to change the constitution. He will need:

-2/3 of Senators (60)

-2/3 of the House of Representatives (290)

-3/4 of the states (38)

In 2026, 33 senate seats will be up for grabs, and we’ll be able to vote for people who are against Trump and his ideals.

Breathe and remain hopeful because it’s not over. We can still fight and make Trump’s last four years hell.

6 months ago

Probably not a hot take, but Rick should have made Jason just a little more of a freak. Not too over the top, but just enough because we already got:

Percy: Wanted by the FBI no less than 5 times and is described as ā€œfighting like a demonā€ and still has self esteem issues when it comes to fighting. First magical horse girl

Annabeth: The worst abandonment issues you’ve ever seen to the point where her life goal is to build something that lives forever. Also wanted by the FBI and keeper of the brain cells

Piper: daughter of the most popular movie star and hates it. Former kleptomaniac turned professional gaslighter

Leo: ADHD gremlin who built a ship in 6 months which is based off of a drawing he made when he was a toddler

Hazel: Died in 1930 and doesn’t understand modern technology but swears like a sailor. Second magical horse girl and part time witch

Frank: The only one who isn’t ADHD or dyslexic and wishes he was. The chillest person you’ll ever meet but his dad is also the god of war. Third magical horse girl

And Jason’s just the normal one. He needs to not be normal

9 months ago

I think deep down everyone is a theatre kid. Like there are SO MANY extremely popular tt sounds that came from musicals. Like you gotta be a theatre kid to SOME extent.


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9 months ago

I love Given, I wish gay people were real

I Love Given, I Wish Gay People Were Real

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4 months ago

HELP ME

I Saw This Image And Immediately Thought Of Them.Please Tell Me Nobody Has Done This Already LOL (怂-āˆ€-)

i saw this image and immediately thought of them.Please tell me nobody has done this already LOL (怂-āˆ€-)


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Ethan!! šŸ’ŽšŸ§

Hello ladies, my name's Ethan! (He/him) I'm in like 80million fandomsssss, Ringo's my favourite Beatle, and I post stuff I like :P

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