I Feel Like If Demigods Could Have Cellphones Nico Would Either Just Not Have One/have A Flip Phone,

I love Given, I wish gay people were real

Eurylocus: I opened the windbag when you were asleep…

Odysseus: shh he doesn’t know I know this hack

Odysseus: Eurylochus, light up six torches

In parkour civilization, even rain is parkour

based on this amazing comic except I made it stupid

My most shocking hear me outs according to my bf

Bit late but THE PARKCIV YAOI ON THE COVER???!!?!?! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICALLLLL

Me when I talk abt The Good Place but my friends aren't chill like that and refuse to watch it.. 😞

Played Tomodachi Life and on the FIRST day it made my best friend fall in love with me instead of my actual bf that I also made. Thanks Tomodachi Life

I love to think Hermes was in the audience cheering for Athena during God Games

Hermes: Yes dawling, disobey your father!

*turns to Hestia*

Hermes: She's defending my great grandson, you know.

I lied. Put your pants back on. We're gonna discuss how beautiful this man is.