I Was In The Ducktales Fandom Before The Show Ended And It’s Tempting To Go Back At Least For A Bit

Baritones in musical theatre my beloved

I think I understand I think I get the knack, it’s just a way to get free candy, what a racket

We are gonna score tonight it’s gonna be a femininomenon

I have been freaking out over playable Damien since the announcement dropped yesterday because he’s so insanely shippable to me that it’s literally a dream come true to have him playable. Literally the only thing that could be better than that to me is playable Calculester

I keep thinking of Calculester Monster Prom and I’m like hmm. How can we make him a lesbian

I made this blog like half a year ago and the URL is still accurate because most of the time I’m sure I’m genderfluid but in times like these I’ll feel one gender too strongly and go “Wait is this my real gender” (all my genders are my ‘real’ gender I just forget that a lot)

Really wanna get into making zines because I have far too much free time and not nearly enough things to do with that time also it just seems really neat but even if I ever get that started and finished I’m not sure what I want to do after that

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

Group photo!

Way to go Dakota. You just created leap year. And for what? Because you couldn’t put the time grenade somewhere safe? I thought you were fucking different. When we kissed that night I thought there was magic. Now I wish we never even did it. And I wish we didn’t do that other stuff either. Even though at the time it felt really right… and I’ve been thinking about it a lot. Now I wish we didn’t do it. Jerk.

I’m hoping that when Forever is a Feeling drops I get even more edit ideas. Save me Yellowjackets Lucy Dacus combo