Frodo: Fist me
Aragorn: I- What the fuck
Frodo, holding out his fist for a fist bump: :)?
Aragorn: Right. That’s what you- Right okay Jesus fucking Chr
Eren: “Mikasa, I’ve always hated you.”
—————-(next day)—————
*Mikasa is walking the halls when Jean appears*
Mikasa: “jean!”
Jean: *points finger at himself* “me?”
Mikasa: “yeah. Eren made me cry.”
Jean: “THAT SON OF A BITCH WHERE THE HELL IS HE-“
All the world is a stage
the houses set the scenes
the sun is the protagonist
ascendant is the act
the moon is the supporting role
mercury is the dialogue and narrator
venus is the cosmetics and costume design
mars is the love triangle and battle for love
jupiter is the cultural connotations, language, executive producer
saturn is the secret and critical choreographer
uranus is the audience and the plot twist
neptune is the lights, sound, and music
pluto is backstage
Marco: What do you call breaking the walls?
Reiner: A hobby.
Marco:
Reiner: That I do not partake in.
Jean: hey, check out that cute girl.
Armin: She’s out of your league. She is reading a book.
Jean: Yeah I know.
Armin: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don’t eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not.
Eren: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex?
Jean: Because you’re still alive.
Sure, having sex or crying in front of someone are both vulnerable things but SHOWING SOMEONE YOUR WHOLE BIRTH CHART?!!1! Fuck that. Too revealing. 😩😩 someone could rly destroy you with that information.
“You were so brave for incarnating during this Dark Age, never believe that those terrible things come with your character, you are not bad because of the bad that happened to you, it’s just the 12 signs of this time”
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After taking the life of another human being, Armin knew he had to put the mission and the safety of his comrades before his own mental anguish - that’s why, after experiencing the trauma of shooting and killing another human being for the first time, instead of allowing himself to react or reflect, he immediately soldiered on and drove the wagon and his team to safety first. This is the heart and strength of a true soldier. No, a selfless hero.