@m00r3-cha0s Either Skrungly Or Little Shit

WILL YOU LIVE FOR PENELOPE, AND FIGHT FOR TELEMACHUS, WILL YOU GET IN THE WATER?? HUH?? NO, YOU WONT, SO STAY AWAY FROM OUR POOR ODYSSEUS

fuck off nolan are you going to have six hundred men under my command with only one goal in mind (make it back alive to our homeland)? six hundred men, six hundred miles of open sea? but the problem's not the distance (it's what lies inbetween)?

PLEASE, ILL LITERALLY LIKE... in the quote of our lord and savior daveed diggs, "someone pull the trigger on him, ill load the gun and cock it"

the ides of march is taking place at the white house this year

They are feeling more empowered so keep a watchful eye on who is around you.

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

as a mentally ill person, this is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% percent true

How to support your mentally ill friends - a guide

instead of saying:

you need therapy ❌️

people won't love you before you love yourself 🚫

that fictional (wo)man isn't real (s)he doesn't love you 👎

you're not an angel sent from heaven, you have a personality disorder 🤬

who the fuck are you get out of my house. is that a GUN OH MY GO- 🤮

try saying instead:

here's my credit card number ✅️

you are sexy and beautiful and amazing and sexy and perfect and sexy and sexy 👍

your fellow divine beings in heaven yearn for your return ✔️

one day you'll be famous and then all those fuckass therapists will be proven wrong 🥰

i am humbled to be graced by your presence queen. i will give you free stuff forever and you never have to work again ever 🤩

sooo, im on parr withg an eldrith god (have rhoticism, i do)

wiggly with rhoticism. wiggly who, even in his eldritch form, cannot for the life of him pronounce the letter r.

are you there?…

Hello?

yea sorry was asleep girlie pop

RARATRATRATRATRATRRAT

Chitterchitterchitterchitter

Babys are starting to really explore. I gave them a mini free range area with some toliet paper tube's and things. But they tire out quickly still. Im sure Mushi appreciates me tiring them out tho lol.

fear me

Hey y’all USA is fucked for the lgbtqia+ community

Can one of y’all come over and put me in your luggage and take me back with you? I swear I’ll be good and I’ll have my own snacks and won’t need a bathroom break.