First Date Idea We Punch Eachother

Day 167 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called 'one trait high' youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

half an hour later: dude i swear theres a party in the back of my dads suv

my friend stoney pouring vodka and gatorade into a bowl: fight media giant chris lombardi

STOPP IM GOING TO THROW UP EVERYWHERE IM ILL

I can't get over the fact how similar angel Crowley is to Eden Crowley. Before we saw angel Crowley, we didn't have the comparison and continuity, but we do now.

Just look at his hairstyle; his Eden hair is longer, as it logically should be because the angel phase was before the fall, but it's still wavy, and the swirl remains the same... 🥺

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Yesterday marked the 100th day of genocide. Please, do not get used to this. Our people, killed, bombed, kidnapped, stripped, executed and starved is not normal. Our kids in pieces, their body parts collected in bags is not normal.

Israel has killed 23,700 human. More than 10,300 child. We'd need 177 school bus to carry the Palestinian children killed by Israel in gaza. 10,022 fatherless child. 8,352 motherless child. The wounded have their wounds rot and die waiting in front of the crossing. Maggots seen inside alive people's wounds. 5,500 pregnant woman will give birth in the upcoming weeks. 100 Days of Genocide. 100 Days of the world watching silently.

⚠️ warning: side effects of testosterone ⚠️

✅ harder

✅ better

✅ faster

✅ stronger