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do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

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I’m so lazy I haven’t even gone to the stairs.

Watch: Biden continues, “We only have one sacred obligation.”

May 12th 2017

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

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So my friend is an acting major looking to get into broadway stuff, so she’s been doing a lot of voice training. Usually she does covers of broadway songs, but sometimes she gets bored and decides to sing other things.

She did a cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and her voice coach liked it so much he liked mixed it and everything and it sounds great.

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be