Show Me Your Beautiful Self This Tuesday Night 🤍

Loser Reader rejecting their yans not because they're bat shit insane, but because they refuse to believe another would honestly and genuinely fall in love with them is peak ngl-

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Loser Reader: Just found out I have a stalker. I must also have ten thousand dollars in my bank account

[their phone chimes with a notification about a deposit into their account]

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Loser Reader: and then the bitch said "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." - can you believe that bullshit? Who would actually want that? Crazy right?

Yan Friend: yeah... Crazy.... I'd spend eternity with you

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Pretty Yan: I'm taking you home now, darling~ Get in the truck.

Loser Reader: haha, alright - where is the camera crew hidding

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Loser Reader, handcuffed in yan's basement: these prank videos are getting out of hand

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Yan: Give one reason why we shouldn't be together!

Loser Reader: [hasn't showered in three days or more than ten hours of sleep in that same time span - holding a bowl of burnt mac and cheese] I'll give you thirty

I went to my first night shift, my stomach hurts from nerves>_<. May the ancient space gods bless me so that I don't fall unconscious ٩(●˙—˙●)۶ lol

Today I have my first job interview in a foreign (mostly) company, I'm so damn nervous lol. I feel like my legs are going to fall off from the weight, and ants are running all over my body, although I kind of prepared mysel...m'eh

Not long ago the game MISIDE came out and after playing it I couldn't help but imagine Kei as a crazy Mita (I also imagined the other characters as other Mita lolol) and in the end I drew this (*/_＼)

Sorry that it exists, I had nothing to do (Cyanide belongs to @cannibalsweetheart)

I drew REDACTED when Sai blocked the blog to calm down, but forgot to post it

REDACTED belongs to @14dayswithyou

OH YAAAAAA YAPPIIIIII ｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆٩(๑･ิᴗ･ิ)۶

My New Hyperfixation - Idia

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.