Real Footage Of A Cat Being Hypnotized!!

Kitty exploring the fey wilds

Yeah, until I watched some videos on the US car usage problem. Seriously, I live within 10 mins of like 5 general stores

Muuum stooopp!!

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

you've got 2 admit that the oft repeated command to "touch grass" in itself illustrates a great disconnect from the tru wholesomeness of the offline world. unless you meant a kind of wild grass, a lovely tassel cord rush or even the humble rattlesnake grass. but we know that's not what they mean. to the chronically online, grass = lawn and nothing more. and a lawn is an abomination on par with the worst brainworms big online has to offer. touching a lawn will not help you. You've got to go injure yourself on some swordgrass for god's sake

Aaaww lil caterpillar picked a perfect leaf to monch on

I absolutely love how the first three are still letting some light through but the last is so chonkey that they blot out the whole thing XD

Absolutely agree, cooking is so underappreciated. It teaches you confidence, time management and how to follow instructions, but most importantly it teaches you how to cook delicious food 🤤

honestly like. long term the two most useful subjects i studied in high school were probably cookery & ethics