They’re Actually Really Good And Entertaining I Promise 🙏

“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

i cannot be trusted to keep a pfp..

it’s Wallace now

Jesper: A banker? Me? Colm: Yes, Jesper. Jesper: But I don’t know anything about running a bank! Colm: Good. No preconceived ideas. Jesper: I’ve robbed banks! Colm: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.

Plz I need a second season

no cuz same

I can no longer tell if I simp for Joey Richter or if he just gives me gender envy-

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i love this

for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them

You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go

+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other

+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)

+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess

This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild

Bonus:

Wiggly overseeing this family:

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

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