Latest Posts by end-the-calamity - Page 11
Your mission today is to use your imagination
the squire, the knight and the princess
Spirited Away Zelda redraw !
california girls we’re unforgivable
and here's your annual reminder that jack-o'-lanterns were a tradition irish immigrants brought to the u.s., where (widely available) pumpkins fell into use over turnips & other root vegetables
(personally i regret this switch, as it means many of us missed the opportunity to grow up seasonally surrounded by friendly faces like these:
)
roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses
Alright, hear me out
Behold, a sword
Hilt? ✅
Guard? ✅
Used for cutting? ✅
Infinitely long blade? ✅
Just because tumblr reinstated nudity doesn’t mean I want to start seeing massive boobs and balls on my dash. Understand this.
the inner machinations of the hint coin are an enigma. still probably shouldn’t eat them though
new professor layton characters just dropped
an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist
Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first
まちぼうけ パンの場合 (bandai)
the radical left will try to convince you that you can't impregnate your cis boyfriend; these are lies and slander being spread to undermine our great democracy
today i stared into a pelican mouth for too long and had a derealization episode
Day 10: Crabby
shoutout to the official ace attorney shaped paper clips that just dropped
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
Van Gogh And His Sunflowers by terry wei
favorite muppet?
tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you
thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:
i look and see a shock above,
but really there’s,
no danger.
i pee and watch the bugs make love,
and think of him:
a stranger.
Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
in honor of super mario sunshine turning 20 heres my first and only experience w the game. I rented it from blockbuster as a kid and the game froze on this screen. i thought i messed up the tutorial and mario was now in jail forever. i cried.
never touched the game again
I managed to find these, I hope they help
welcome to my wererat blog
the wererat is my idol. I will not rest until I meet him face to face.
if you have information on the rat CONTACT ME
My Ratmortal
An ode to my beloved, the wererat. This is how I want our first meeting to go.
Don't like, don't read
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im ratfikk) 2 my rf (ew not in that way) ratven, bloodyratz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rat! Ratsin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! RATCR ROX!
Hi my name is Jenny wereratty M and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with rat grey streaks and rat tips that reaches my shoulders and icy brown eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amrat Way (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerat Way but I wish I was because he's a major ratting hottie. I'm a ratpire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called MIAD in America where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a rat (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Rat Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black ratset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirat, pink ratnets and black combrat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and rat eye shadow. I was walking outside MIAD. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my rattle finger at them.
"Hey Jenny!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. The Wererat!
"What's up Wererat?" I asked.
"Nothing." he squeaked shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me ratz!
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 bloodyratz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my ratden and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my ratden and took of my giant RATCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a penratagram necklace, combrat boots and black ratnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy rat.
My friend, Natasha(AN: Ratven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long shoulder-length golden blond hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Maratilyn Mratnson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
"OMRG, I saw you talking to The Wererat yesterday!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Wererat?" she asked as we went out of the MIAD common room and into the Union.
"No I so ratting don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Wererat walked up to me.
"Hi." he chirped.
"Hi." I replied ratily.
"Guess what." he hissed.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Rat are having a concert in Likewise." he sqeuaked to me.
"Oh. My. Ratting. God!" I screamed. I love GR. They are my favorite band, besides RATCR.
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he bruxed.
I gasped.