soaring the skies of Hyrule ☁️
tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you
thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:
i look and see a shock above,
but really there’s,
no danger.
i pee and watch the bugs make love,
and think of him:
a stranger.
Who the fuck does pegasus think he is. He can't be evil and do this stuff. I'm sure that the lore I'll learn later only makes this more ridiculous.
anyway, back to my random zelda thoughts
what if collecting the dragon tears was you collecting pieces of zeldas soul so you can bring her back instead; the image of a blankly staring ghostly zelda floating randomly on the map is so neat, cant talk to her, no flashbacks, just you collecting pieces of your best friend faintly hoping theres a way to return her while you dont even know what had happened
Today's gender is long pig. Short pig. Wide pig. Narrow pig. Long pig. Short pig. Wide pig. Narrow pig.
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roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses
Gustav Klimt, The Kiss // Robert Winthrop Chanler, Leopard and Deer
Forever loving none pizza with left beef