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THE CUTIES CAMEEE HOMEEE IN THE NEWEST GRAPHIC NOVEL

I love this so much

Carstairs-Gray family Headcanons!

They’re all super close and enjoy spending time together

Kit practically WORSHIPS Tessa

Jem spends a lot of his free time just singing, because his lungs are finally able to support all that air

He sings beautifully, which made Kit make so many remarks on how Mina will inherit his singing voice, which she does not

She does have an incredible voice, but it’s nothing like Jem’s; it’s Tessa’s, but they don’t know that because she never sings

Jem keeps denying Mina’s physical similarity to him, on the account of “she’s so beautiful, who could she POSSIBLY look like besides Tessa?”

Kit picks up painting, and since his bedroom window faces the garden, it’s perfect inspiration

Kit introduces Jem to rock and metal, and to everyone’s surprise, he loves it

Mina is besties (and eventually Parabatai) with Clace’s future kid, creating the next Carstairs-Herondale duo

Kit secretly learns Mandarin to surprise Jem, but he sucks at keeping it secret so Jem has to pretend to be surprised

Kit still has no idea he knew

The moment Jem and Tessa realize that Kit was deprived of love as a child, they shower him with love and do their best to give him the childhood he never had

A part of that is Tessa reading to him and Mina before bed (‘The Beautiful Cordelia’ anyone?)

The first time Kit calls Jem ‘Dad’, he cries

Tessa doesn’t cry when he calls her ‘Mum’, but she comes very close to it

Jem teaches Kit how to play the piano, because Kit thinks the violin is too hard (he’s right)

Mina, however, LOVES the violin

Kit buys her a violin of her own for one Christmas, and he manages to do so without complaining about the prices

Jem is a surprisingly good cook

Tessa is not

Always a good day when Clary and Jace show up

Mina has a period where she tries to learn every language she can; Mandarin from Jem, Welsh from Will’s ghost (because obviously he’s there), Indonesian and Spanish from Magnus, Hebrew from Simon

Simon loves hanging out at their place because of all the books Tessa has

Kit takes Jem to a ‘Sabaton’ concert once, and manages to convince him that ear protection won’t stop him from hearing the music

Jem enjoys every second of it, and also enjoys not having any damage done to his hearing

Mina loves climbing trees

She chooses to fight with a spear, and not even she is sure why, but she enjoys it

She also gets really, really good at it

Jem tends to tell her ‘use your voice. Sing, scream, talk, lecture. Because you might not always have it.’ And she takes him seriously and never hesitates to speak her mind

She’s the flower girl when Kit and Ty inevitably get married

Jem gets introduced to cars, and is absolutely terrified of them despite Tessa being an excellent driver

Kit tries not to laugh at him for it, but kinda fails

Jem doesn’t mind

Kit wants to study abroad, but Tessa doesn’t allow it

He goes to a university in London instead

Feel free to add more!

My best fan art medium is creating my favorite characters in fashion games

Simon and Izzy please

Give me 6 The Shadowhunter Chronicles ships to make a fanart of

We have the first winner: Malec/Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood

Honestly I knew they’ll be the first one to win but Jemma/Blackstairs was pretty close too! In fact Malec only won by 1.

But let’s be honest, which one of us doesn’t love a good Malec fanart sigh

Now we are in for round 2!

Rules if you wanna vote for your fav ship to get on it next:

-comment or reblog with your suggestion

-it doesn’t have to be canon but if you’re being weird about it (incest, pedophilia etc.) you’re getting blocked and ofc it doesn’t count as a vote

-only ships with book characters from any book. I’ve never watched the show and don’t plan on it and I won’t draw anyone from there <3

-have fun and be nice to others!!

PLEASE share your headcannons I’m begging you. Genuinely on my knees,

i can't decide if i want to write out extensive headcanons for rebecca lewis, or if i just want to wait until the brainworms take over and force me into writing a 30k character-defining fic about her

TDA fancast part III

Ty - Eren Guvercin

THIS DIVA. I saw him and went to heaven. ABSOLUTE PERFECTION, you don't even know how hard it is for me to make a KitTy fancast cause I always imagine them like absolute angels and Eren IS one

Kit - Walker Scobell

LISTEN Walker would act the fuck out of it cause Kit and Percy are LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON

Dru - Barbie Ferreira

We been knew. This IS her. Period. The end. That's it. AMEN.

Ash - Bjorn Andresen

I know, he's a grandpa now but when he was a kid - perfect Ash at the age of 12 😭

I think Maryse would act like a parent to Simon in a way that the other adults in his life never really did (besides Luke obviously). Like yes Simon is smart and charismatic and super charming, but there is a certain vulnerability he has underneath it all, and it activates her motherly instincts. Every person around her, even her children, is hardened by the shadowhunter lifestyle, but despite his experiences Simon has maintained his sensitivity. It reminds her of max.

On Rebecca, she is an absolute force to be reckoned with. She’s a parentified older sister who practically raised Simon, took care of their mother, and had to grieve her father at the same time, the epitome of strength. She is incredibly protective (I also headcannon that Simon was a victim of bullying in school, and that Rebecca was the scary older sibling who fought off the mean kids). She would get on with Alec very well, they’re similar in the way they carry themselves and protect their siblings. Jace would be petrified of her, she’s one of the only people whose determination and forcefulness can combat his and win. She could absolutely wipe the floor with him in an argument, and it scares him.

I love the headcannon that Izzy never truly forgives Elaine for her actions, it mirrors the relationship Becky and Elaine have because of how she was after their father died. I like to think that it’s maryse who advises simon on how to deal with his mother, having been in her shoes, and that when things are particularly bad between the two, she’ll always somehow know exactly what to say.

any thoughts on how Simon and Isabelle will be around their in laws, I know we got to see a bit of it in the later books but would love to hear your thoughts

anon i will take any chance to talk about rebecca lewis <33 yes, i know there are more inlaws in question, and i will get to them, but i have been dying to talk about becky hehe plus there really is so much more to explore on the lewis side--naturally, since neither elaine nor rebecca have interacted with izzy in canon (insane btw).

sidenote: i kinda love how izzy only ever grew up with brothers, but gained a sister through simon (or two really, since we really must count clary, but you know, we're talking technicalities here), and that for simon, it's the opposite.

anyway, speaking of sisters hehe i genuinely think izzy and rebecca would get along well. i think iz would be a good source of.. fun i guess? for becky. like a good reminder to let loose. and i think becky would be a good resource for izzy, someone with a bit more age and wisdom that she can go to, someone who isn't maryse. and it's not like becky would be the only one offering advice. i think izzy would remind her to put herself first sometimes, to chase what she wants and to be kinda.. undeniable i guess. and i think they would laugh together and i think they would go shopping together, despite their very different fashion senses, and i think becky would maybe make some clothes for izzy and i think they would bond over the matching simon-shaped swell in their hearts.

i think becky is a common presence at the sizzy household. movie nights or game nights, or becky-cooked dinners (she might also try train some better cooking instincts into izzy while she's at it hehe), at least for a while until life things happen etc. i also think, and i know this is thinking a decent way further down the line, but i also think she'll be one of their go-to babysitters, since i don't think she'll get settled with her own family until she's in her 30s, and because i just know she'll want to be part of every second of that.

okay okay i think i need to stop talking about rebecca now or i will end up writing a novel..

i think their relationship with elaine is a lot more.. delicate. they don't see her nearly as often. because they can't be honest about the shadow world, for one, but also because i think she still has a little bit of.. not exactly loose canon, but something akin to that, in her. i think she wishes she got to see her son and daughter in law more, but i think there's this underlying anger for izzy any time they go to elaine's place, because even though it was years ago, izzy's first introduction to her personality was still through the lens of her condemning her son and kicking him out of the house at 16. and i also think izzy's seen how that reaction has affected simon, both in the direct aftermath, and in the years after he got his memories back.

i know levi is dead and wouldn't have any sort of relationship with izzy, but i do think simon would have taken her to levi's grave at some point to introduce them anyway. maybe around their wedding?

i really don't feel like there's much to say about the lightwoods that we haven't already seen, or that can't be easily extrapolated, but in spirit of fairness..

jace and simon are very much jace and simon. it's kinda hard to imagine their relationship changing much more than it already has. the comfortability and familiarity between them, the playful jabs, etc. i do think jace has probably begrudgingly gone to simon for a second (or third after clary, ig) opinion on some plans or strategies etc. he's having to make as an institute head. and i definitely think simon has tried to teach jace dnd, and had him over to play video games more than once.

i think simon and alec's relationship goes through more change than what we've been privy to. i think they have their bonding time doing target practice or over coffee after putting the kids to bed. they talk about politics and work and the sda. they also definitely talk about jace being an idiot lol

when it comes to maryse.. bro maryse is so hard for me. their relationship with her would be much closer than that they have with elaine, of course. and i think in maryse's effort to be more present with her family, she also makes a point to have a personal relationship with simon. they don't really have all that much in common, but simon has always seemed like something of a mom charmer to me. he's funny and smart and knows how to be polite. plus he really really cares about izzy. and i think it means a lot to maryse to see that. call it projection or mother's love or a little of both, but it's nice to have that reassurance that her daughter won't have to go through what she did.

words cannot describe how excited i am for dru and thais to go and see simon’s band play in tlkof <3

Simon and Alec developing a friendship is something I need to see in my lifetime. Please.

I want more TMI gang content but like. Not just the core ships. I want to see Clary and Magnus’s relationship now. Jace and Simon. Alec and Clary. Izzy and Jace. Simon and Magnus.

Am experiencing withdrawal symptoms.

I’m in a sizzy drought i need content 😩

COME HOME SIZZYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭 I miss them so bad. Also like…. I need better in black to come out by TOMORDOW

In my heart Isabelle is 6’0 and Simon is 5’11😔😔

Simon IS shorter than isabelle okay I DONT CARREEE ABOUT WHAT THEIR WIKI FANDOM PAGE SAYS SIMON IS A SHORT KING A MALEWIFE IF YOU WILL AND ISABELLE IS A TALL ICON

It’s crazy that Simon is supposed to be this “nerd” but he has everyone falling for him lmaoo

it's honestly my favorite thing hehe bc it was happening before the sexy vampire mojo etc. too. literally like the third scene he's in there's a literal stranger getting clary's attention just to ask about him. bc he's a cutie!!! and then you have the band stuff. like maureen had a crush on him before the series ever started. i mean come on a bass player in those stage lights?? *nods* it's the best bc he's awkward and nerdy yes but he's also funny and kind and humble and smart and determined and honorable. he has so so many attractive qualities.

but i also think to some extent he just comes off as so much more.. attainable than any shadowhunters would yk? he's not superhot or overly confident but that's what makes him more like worth pursuing yk? he is relatable in his dorkiness. he's unassuming. ik i use that word for him a lot.. but i think this is a perfect example of why. he's approachable. he's attractive if you like nerds or musicians or twink-shaped boys lol but the reason people keep falling for him is because of how quickly i think they realize how much more of him there is yk? like yes he is a nerd, but that doesn't overshadow how much more there is to him. even if he does insist on stocking his wardrobe with hot topic tees lol

something about Thule!Simon that I feel like we don't talk about enough (and I really hope gets brought up in canon) is that he's partially to blame for Thule existing at all. like he's not just this tragic passive figure who lost everyone he loves and is now doomed to roam forever alone, he's like. directly responsible for that happening. there is no Thule without Sebastian and there is Sebastian without Simon. because when he was presented with the choice between protecting the world or protecting Clary, he choose Clary. only in the end he doomed both the world and Clary, and everyone else he cared about.

also related to this is his last encountered with Janus, where he said something along the lines of "I'll kill you, Jace Herondale." but it's clearly not a threat he's ever followed through on. and the significance of the fact that all along killing Jace would have prevented everything. if Jace wasn't alive, he couldn't be the bargaining chip for Sebastian's life. if they had let the Clave kill Jace in order to kill Sebastian, there would have never been a war or an apocalyptic end of the world. Simon raised the angel Raziel in order to find a solution that would have saved Jace's life, and all that accomplished was him handing Clary a sword and her promptly getting killed for it. only after, when it's far far too late, is Simon willing to kill Jace. which again, he still didn't do because Janus is still alive, so maybe after everything Simon still can't do it. he still can't kill Jace Herondale.

Okay but Jace and Simon’s friendship is literally so iconic?? They go from the enemies to awkward allies to begrudging friends. And then Simon loses his memory and you think that’s that but then he somehow gets it in his head that he and Jace are best bros and now they’re just hanging out and being buddies and hugging all the time?? It’s like their entire friendship is based on a misunderstanding but it’s totally not, we know they love each other but who knows how much longer it would have taken them to admit they love each other if amnesiac Simon didn’t just decide they were bffs all the sudden. Anyway I love their dynamic, unparalleled really

Nobody:

Simon biting Jace and Alec in TMI:

Crying

If I think too much about the parallel of TMI starting with Clary and Simon lining up to enter Pandemonium and Dru and Thais sneaking to NY to the same club but to watch Simon's band play, I start tearing up. Like. This is it. This is the beginning of the end. This really is the last series.

Let’s admit, Jace and Simon are the best duo in tmi😭

we have the whole gang now 🫶🫶

Jace, Clary and Simon at Luke’s bookstore

🎨: @imjenndove

good morning sizzy nation 😁😁😁 look at my plushies 😭

can we all just collectively agree that simon lewis went through so much shit? (like so much shit). like bro got turned down by his long-time crush, got kidnapped as a rat, turned into a vampire, became a daylighter, was always on the run from someone trying to kill him, got the fucking mark of cain (!!!), had to face a full-on angel, got sent to hell and on top of that lost all his memories of everyone he loved. DUDE DESERVES A STANDING OVATION.

I have the urge to mix my two favourite fandoms so here are some shadowhunters as stranger things characters

Clary:

-She is constantly confused

-Love triangle

Jace:

-Was a huge dick in the beginning

-Hot asf

Simon:

Ok in circumstance and character:

-Constantly being chased by literally everyone and everything

-Doesn't know wtf is happening but just goes with it anyway

-Gigantic nerd

-Band.

But also in personality:

Valentine:

-Do I really have to explain this one?

Jonathan:

-.

But also very much

Alec:

Yeah

Literally the entire Clave:

Going on tumblr before finishing stranger things 4 might have been the worst decision of my life. And that's saying a lot.

the way i don't see enough kit x simon brotp posts.

like they gang up on jace?? they watch starwars together and completely geek out together?? simon takes kit to his band's concerts?? simon teaches kit how to play the guitar?? simon is especially overprotective of kit because he knows what it's like to be new to being a shadowhunter and how hard it can be?? kit can open up to simon about his "uNrEqUiTed LoVe" situation and simon's been there so he can talk to him??

that's all i had to say.

-Simon and Maryse cooking on family nights

-Maia being a mom friend

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

Kit: So you became a vampire, and then a Daylighter, and then back to a mundane, and now a Shadowhunter?

Simon: Yep

Simon: Before all that, I spent a few hours turned into a rat. Was a weird day, but well, it was an experience.

Kit: THAT'S SO COOL, YOU'RE SO COOL

Jace: SAY WHAT NOW

TSC Characters as tweets I’ve liked - 1

Matthew after drinking all day:

Alastair:

Simon:

Izzy:

Julian:

Tessa, quite literally:

Jace and Kit before finding out their true heritage:

Kit, who ran away to another continent when Ty turned him down: guys it's not funny

Julian, who probably gave Emma a UTI after the beach scene: it really is

Will, who called Tessa a prostitute and insulted her at every opportunity: I can't stop laughing

Alec, who fell down the stairs after his first date with Magnus: you're right, Kit. you should drunk dial him.

Magnus, who at one point dated Camille Belcourt: I'll get the wine

Simon, who accidentally cheated on Isabelle once: I'll dial

Jace:

So I have the mental capacity to become an absolute expert in a random and mostly useless field of knowledge, to master a new skill I only found the existence of yesterday and is not beneficial to me whatsoever, yet when it comes to the maths activity I've had to do for the past three weeks, I suddenly have the attention span of a compressed and dessicated potato.