Reaching The Weird Side Of Tumblr Is Not A Far Trip.

Do tell. What happened to your arm at the party? 👀

Greetings. My original arm got demolished during an accident where I found myself on a dumpster afterwards. I found a few other androids that helped me find a replacement. But that replacement is still not calibrated, because I am not updated enough to do this myself perfectly. Therefore I am still a bit... handicapped. What makes enjoying myself at a party a bit harder. On the fun side - I lost a bet at the party and had to give my best impression of an Eden Club Dancer for 10 minutes straight. Imagine dancing on a pole with only one fully functioning arm! Haha! Connor catched me, though, when I fell (maybe or maybe not on purpose ♥). - ST200 ♥

I am often quite amazed by the “staff picks”-page.

Mermay?

An affectionate way of greeting. That is something even I could adapt to.

... with your cat, I mean.

- ST200, shocking you as a sign of affection, too ♥

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

I’ve seen so many things

and I want to share every experience with you.

-ST200, wanting to overshare

P.S.: After all the humans I’ve met so far you’re still my favourite one.

A Romp of Otters chasing a butterfly!

(via lifepastthisfence)

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It does.

- ST200, helping out

I always imagine thirium to have the consistency of chocolate milk

Useful graphic #416

“You’re home! Where have you been all night!” [source]