Empty-sinks - Wimdyfox

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

i am crying i can't breathd

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

watched the mario bros movie yesterday and when donkey Kong appeared they played his song and I could only think about chunkys dead

we have a new game where I blast Belphegor with a forcefield

Being pursued

Today's Sea Lion Is: Critical Hit

You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.