Being A Horror Fan That Experiences Panic Inducing Paranoia Fucking Sucks Like Ill Just Be Like Wow I

💀 MANKIND IS DEAD 💀

🩸 BLOOD IS FUEL 🩸

🔥 HELL IS FULL 🔥

🦐 SHRIMP IS BUGS 🐛

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

halo if everyone could take it easy and fix it all with a nice talk and a beer

happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day

The amount of “Belos deserved better :((( my poor baby shouldn’t have died” posts I’m seeing…. Babes,,, he was a fascist who attempted to commit genocide and committed fratricide who knows how many times without remorse. He got EXACTLY what he deserved.

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????