The Contrabass Saxophone Is Such An Absurd Instrument

i am crying i can't breathd

when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down

The road up ahead is rough, here take this

safe travels friend

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

walkingaround in the meat caverns. schlop schlop schlop schlop

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars