Will Graham Had So Much Rizz That Two Serial Killers Killed For Him During His Trial Just To Set Him

james and sirius, who are so not normal about each other, so viscerally attached to and enamoured with each other, and who don't even see it. who are asked about their relationship, asked why they are so close, by people in their classes who they only vaguely know. james and sirius, who have gently countered dating rumours for years, and just can't understand why people think they're together. who express this confusion to their friends while they're walking down the corridor holding hands.

james and sirius, who absolutely cannot sit apart from each other if they are in the same room. james, who can't sleep alone any more, because of sirius, who has not slept in his own bed for longer than either of them can remember. james and sirius, who are better than anyone in the year at silencing charms because they have to be told to stop talking by remus every single night. but james and sirius, who can't understand why people draw certain conclusions.

james, who watches sirius across the room whenever he leaves his side, who will hold entire conversations while looking over the other person's shoulder to make sure he's okay. sirius, who mentions james's name at least five times in every conversation he has. but james and sirius, who can't understand why people see them as so abnormally intertwined.

because to james and sirius, being so close, needing to be so constantly connected, is just how it is for them. it's nothing notable. it's like breathing.

oh.

guilty conscience 😬 (i watched legion of superheroes movie)

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incomplete list of Totally Heterosexual(tm) stuff that happens to Jack and Davey in Newsies (1992)

the tie pull

“you kids can have anything you want” “forget junk food I want Dave”

Jack climbing out the fire escape instead of using the front door like a normal person so they can have a Moment™ that looks like they’re Romeo and Juliet on the balcony

“see you tomorrow, carrying the banner”

Jack, who knows that that means “sleeping on the street”: haha yeah sure

Calling each other their partners after knowing each other for about 12 hours

Davey slowly losing his clothes throughout the film

he starts out with tie, vest, suspenders and hat, in carrying the banner

in world will know he’s loosened his tie

in seize the day he’s lost both the tie and the vest

in king of new york he doesn’t have suspenders

idk how his pants stay up there

at the end he doesn’t even have a shirt

The fact that Jack’s FIRST instinct when he needs a spot to lay low for a bit is to go to Davey’s even though they’ve known each other less than a week and he doesn’t even ask to come in he just HANGS OUT ON THE FIRE ESCAPE, LIKE A GAY MESS

“there’s nothing to stay for is there” Sarah, a knowing lesbian: sure, Jack

the one spot during the rally where Jack sits on the swing and Davey pushes him so he can kick the cops

Davey’s nat20 on stealth

“jack. jack come on. run.”

Jack planning on going with Pulitzer’s people anyway but imMEDIATELY RUNNING JUST BECAUSE DAVEY TOLD HIM TO

The entirety of the alleyway scene

“they could put you in jail” “i don’t care”  YOU HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A WEEK AND A HALF

Santa Fe reprise is so obviously about Davey I’m putting it on here

the fact that it was Davey the Delanceys threatened first in an attempt to rile up Jack

“guess I couldn’t be something I ain’t” “what, a scab” “straight smart”

“I got family here” [cut to Davey seeing him and smiling, without a full shirt on]

they have known each other for TWO FUCKING WEEKS

I think I got most of them but feel free to add more

Wallace crazy as fuck for fucking a guy dressing up as his roommate after he thought said roommate died, and straight up told him once he was done acting as his roommate, they wouldn’t hook up anymore. No one is doing it like him

Guide on how to keep a friend warm

May I please ask when you're feeling like it if you'd please some more Scollace? Uni time is best but any will do (Sorry to be repetitive but this is my only source of serotonin lately, it seems :') )

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im all for "sejanus deserved better" (because he DID), but i think we all collectively know sejanus would never pick someone better. he is head over heels and staying that way. if he had been in lucy gray's place, do you think he would've run? really?