Stanley Barber Is Stanley Uris But Unhinged 

change my mind lads

calamity wedding

@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats

i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!

Neville: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my students cry inside.

Neville: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a hippogriff and, while looking Teddy Lupin right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.

That was a wild year

Seems like everybody forgot that part of 2016 where literal clowns would chase people around with knives and no one really did anything about it

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded