Emmer23 - I Apologize In Advance

Turn your books on

Huh?

How about you bowl these balls ;}

I’m suffering from penis pride

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

Me: What’s that one app that not twitter?

Both my siblings: Tumblr?

Guyssss so I had a dream where I took a shit, and today I took a shit that looked just like my dream shit. Like I can not make this shit up, except for the shit I made up, in my dream, cus I did make that shit up in my brain🧠🤯😱

A bus driver with road rage

If I was a postman.

I’d post your nudes online.

- Emmer

Working in food has made me realize how many people will come into a restaurant like 2 mins before it closes and order a full meal. Like gurl my drawer is already gone, the people in the kitchen have taken all their utensils to dish, almost all the food is sold out. And they will get SO PISSED about this like lady in the time it took to have this conversation we've literally closed 😊😃

Hey my little Scooby snacks, I sorta forgot this app existed 😊

Have they turned into crabs yet?