Julius Caesar Has Been Dead For 2,069 Slutty, Slutty Years

Joanne the plot of the book series which is the only reason you have any worth whatsoever hinges on the transformative power of unconditional love

just tryin to figure out which random scenario should i sleep to tonight and suddenly the "ur blog turned 3yo" notif comes up and im just like

damn

im old

Tumblr isn’t social media, it’s a habit. Like smoking. We’re all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

pinterest and tumblr are the girls’ version of the dark web

insane how sexism damaged how we research (and what we know about) animals. did you grow up being taught that only male birds sing? you may be entitled to financial compensation

Enjoyed the bubble sounds!