Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.
And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.
And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.
Can we talk about the alternate ending where Dragon Sylus kills his beloved because of the dragon curse—just as he feared? He curls his tail around her limp body, refusing to accept the truth.
Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:
A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.
B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.
Enjoyed the bubble sounds!
I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own
Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅
THIS AIN'T A PHOTO OMG?????????
On my summer grind
Reblogs appreciated <3
[This is a digital painting, not a photo]
"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
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Joanne the plot of the book series which is the only reason you have any worth whatsoever hinges on the transformative power of unconditional love
ok honestly i have no idea why im here (an impulsive decision a night before one of my midterm exams) lvl.18, still a noob at life. (i want a dragon. badly. i need one actually)
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