Everybody Look At This Fucking Frog!!!!!!!

PHISH

Hello fish nation, please enjoy some silly gouache fish paintings

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

pinterest and tumblr are the girls’ version of the dark web

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

This sucks so bad, I need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] slay the Princess. If I don’t, it will be the end of the world.